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JohnnyG said:
The true word on the street (especially round Wandsworth) is that you is down with the batties:)
You've posted a few clues in here about liking caps in the ass etc. that gives you away;)
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Nah you r getting it wrong, the word in the underworld is El murdered two gay men in clapham common not too long ago. Now if im NOT homophobic, why would i wanna kill my own kind? :D
 
BillytheImpaler said:
I've no idea what happened to this thread. It's lost and if someone finds it can they please return it. I'd be much obliged.
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Hey man it is just a gayness joke and stuff.

So what did you think of my "lil freestyle"? I am curious to hear from many people as possible.
 
Personally I thought the "lil rap" was rubbish...Then again all gangster rap (any rap tbh) is rubbish to my ears :o

Would have been better if you'd used backing music though...
 
Sorry people, i've been busy with things.

1) My PSU blew up in the middle of coursework. One electric shock, a hdd not detected and two paniced days later: I've fixed an old Antec and my PC is working again.

2) As suggested in 1, i've been busy :)

I started my new job in the union the other day and I've got reports and revision to do...

Anyway, I've lost track of this thread now, but since you asked so nicely ElRazur, I have this to say:

You have much better flow in the .mp3 than written down, but that's only half of the battle. You should aim for both to be good :)
Secondly, respect for you actually having the balls to post your little freestyle in the end.
If you don't go down the road that everyone picks on you, i'm sure you can leave this thread on good terms.

Why didn't you declare your love for me in that rap?
 
JohnnyG said:
Look darling I asked you a question about your lyrics that's all, how does that mean I owe you anything?
And my later comments are irrelevant as you seemed to think I was in your debt before I posted them.
You need some more man on man loving to help soothe that anger of yours:)
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Legend :p
 
I'd like to thank El Razur for a new skill.

Last wednesday night I gigged with another band since their singer ended up in hospital. At the end of the night this black guy started hassling me to do more encores but I told him the gear was off. He kept on and then out loud in the pub he started to use the word ****** and of course everybody turned around. I then jokingly told him that it was racist and he said it wasn't because he was a ******. I then asked him if he was a nigg e r or a nigg a zed. He said no way man, I'm a nigg ay zee. He then went into a freestyle rap.
Now imagine this - a 48 year old bloke in shorts, Slayer t-shirt who's just been singing rock blues all night. Straight off the cuff I went into a freestyle complete with my hands waving in the air -

I came to Newcastle to play The Full Moon,
I sang with Sinpusher and I stayed in tune,
I met a black dude and he made friends with me,
He wasn't a ****** but a nigg ay zee.

I made a friend for life and the rock punters were impressed.
I'm now ready to take on El.
 
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