Anyone can do it.....can you

[ElRazur]

I had a discussion in the studio yesterday in regards to the art of rapping and freestyling, i believe anyone can do regardless but roachie argued otherwise. Anyway can you guys have a go and prove him wrong

PS
If there's anyone i like, it might be used in later recording.

Here is a blast.



Hey yo this is El, ra-ta-ta ta-takk/ you know im back with a brand new rap attack/ i grab the mic like a pimp called the mac/my temp so hot i do nothing but melt the track/you read my views in here and you can tell im untochable cuz Dons can do no jack/ Maybe i love controversy like your average rapper loves Hennesey/ Cant you see i bet my money on chelsea not to win/......

 

[ElRazur]

You are turning into a stereotype... or perhaps an icon. Either way you are certainly getting around

Can you explain that.

 

[ElRazur]

You insist you're intelligent.. but let's be honest..

You ain't.

Thank you very much. your opinion.

 

[ElRazur]

I dont get this , all im asking if people can do it or not yet people are choosing to derail the thread and snipe again. oh well, it is becoming predictable now that i just laught at those attempt.
By way the roachie is reading this too and having plenty of time laughing.

EDIT
The thing is when all this sniping at me starts no don/mod says anything but as soon i reply and play on their level it becomes a different ball game and El is always the one at fault.

 

[ElRazur]

I bet you looooooooove fried chickn!

Haa funny. very funny.

 

[ElRazur]

Mohinder > ElRazur
At bitching, sniping, insulting, rude, useless and a prolific thread derailer.

Yeah you got that right

 

[ElRazur]

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He's given you exactly what you asked for.

I dont think so, after all those post of his? Please, man i know you aint daft.

 

[ElRazur]

Word. You know the score.

But he's contributing to your thread in exactly the way you asked him to. Whats the most common form of freestylin'? Isn't it battling?

I haven't seen you participate in your own thread so far tbh...

I never asked for a battle i asked for a FREESTYLE, i never asked for his insults neither.

When i see someone making a proper contribution like you are doing i will reply to if needed like am doing right now.

 

[ElRazur]

Waoh im impressed. Those who sniped, those who keep it real thanks. Roachie can stop laughing.

Anyway here

I came in here with loads of respect
But this dudes, geeks and warriors gimme somthing i didnt expect
Gilly and mohinder all up in my face trying to disrespect
CBS with your thin veiled insult im more than happy to break your neck
but the dons dont wanna see that so i suggest you all keep in check
So in effect when next i open another thread, i demand respect.
Half of the warriors in here aint got no skillz
Mohinder please, you are a bald ginger trying to be ill
I suggest you go pop some pills so as to get your thrills
How many kills can you make with your spit drills
The abulity to freestyle is exclusive like house of beverly hills
.....El im out...No im back
I microwave suckers in millseconds
Dont bother or try to reckon
I do this like gone in 60 seconds.

 

[ElRazur]

Very charming, perhaps next time when everyone is calling you stupid I wont try and defend your position or explain to them that they are being impolite.

Haaa, You come out blunt, but i said what i think. beside it is a rap diss no harm intented.
People think im stupid, crazy, dumb, ..........(fill in the gap) One thing is I am what i am, i am El....ElRazur but im not what you might think i am.

 

[ElRazur]

I EL Harmless fun, this is my first 'typed freestyle' hope you like it.

Nice i like it.


I represent the new breed of O C U K
60% of you cant even me like madam Bouqet
The rest have no style no substance but just a cliche
Hence i put you where i want, on the shelf like a dummy display
El's got you guys in check, holding you still like your favourite hair spray

Im ok im all right and im doing good
My style my flow is not from the hood
Yet most things is i say is completely misunderstood
Seriously i hate to brag, but you know im good
If my dick was a gun i would be El Eastwood
But here am i eating them like sea food

All you warriors watching, trying to have a go, my advice is never bus' a rhyme
Until you are sure you can come correct in real time

 

[ElRazur]

There was an english man
scottish man and Nitefly who is half man half woman
3 of them got on a hand glider but there was 2 much weight
so i thought i'd chuck the transvestite off b4 its 2 late
so i said lets play a game u gotta sing and join with your hands
it goes IF YOUR A TRANVESTITE AND U KNO IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
whilst your mum and dad are both clappin quick 2 compete
but i spose growin up in a ****ed up family aint your fault but what do you expect
from some one shafed that many times his arse cheeks dont meet

is that a joke? where is the rhyme??? Some sort of different freestyling??

 

[ElRazur]

You mention time but your lines come out like you type after a quick binge on the wine
I read your posts an always thrown, hand over the crown.

dude, you got no styles im rockin lot29, hoodies an timberland mules you mane, you just think yer cool

isnt it your bed time? you up this late is like a crime, it just aint right and your lines they are aloud of *****

EL seems short, its your time to abort, chris is here, for good so stop writing that crap from your wannabe hood you cant rap turn to rock an sing with a puddle of mudd

im young and making you look small, its your curtains call, yours close mine open you dead dude, come back when your in a ryming mood

I dont know what you came here for
You aint half as strong, you are drunk and wearing your mother's thong
Some one better tell this dude before i crack his jaw
I studied your rhyme but it is filled with flaws
You need to go back home and practice more
One word to describe your rap - it is a bore and im starting to snore
The difference between me and you
My rap is a blessing while yours is uterly depressing
Yeah you know it so i suggest you start confesing
You dont bring a knife to gun fight
So go back home and get it all tight.

 

[ElRazur]

lol, i've given up reading all this. El Raz dude, is there any point to the thread now?

Disclaimer: I am not sniping at you, before you decide I am.

Well, i gave up in the begining when it was kinda derailed but them i came back and see people enjoying themselves so why not. I just wanted a freestyle but people had to drag me into a battle mode.....

maybe the don will pick the best freestyler and battle rap then close it.

 

[ElRazur]

Your ryming with the first word that comes to your head, your the one that needa go bed
i may be drunk but i aint wearing no thong, so el, dude you got that wrong
unlike yours my face aint made of glass so you wont be cracking no jaw, talking bout' bore and snore? dude you go on and on your worse then al gore

i dont wanna gun fight because i aint no g, where as you, your from a big hard fam-il-y get your head sorted this place is the net look in the mirror you aint no threat

The whole point of battle rap is to take rhyme and word to new heights
This i can do without hesitation any time day or dark night
I was on the sideline when you dragged me into the ring
Now i pounced on you and flingbang you just to show you im the real king
This king aint even wearing no bling just straight linguistic string
Now your cry for help is falling on deaf ears
Watch YOUR supporters as they give me the cheers
When i look in the mirror i see me, i see elrazur
But what do you see? you see something that cut faster than a laser.

When next you wanna battle, make sure it aint me.

 

[ElRazur]

How cool would daily battles be here?

I dont think i will do the next one.having said that, it is a good idea.

 

[ElRazur]

ORLY?, You giving in? Throwing in the towel, finally realising im here for the win?

My msn is [email protected]

How can you win when i have the crown
what? the simile on your face is turning into a frown
Come on man you can do that, cuz you are the clown

Now im steeping out of the door
let me see you get the mop and clean the floor
That's what you get for steeping up to someone bigger than you
Now bow down and kiss the ring.


[email protected]

 

[ElRazur]

At first i thought you were a friend now you fo, you are replyin pretty slow, i dont see no thrown and i aint no clown im right behind you snatching the crown
you got one thing right i am a man, bout' time you go out that door, your sending me asleep you cocknety bore
please stop you got so bad your rappin bout a mop, if you release this your an instant flop, hip hop?

I am a friend but wont hesitate to put you in your place
Cuz your failure to react with haste put you in second place
meaning you are a disgrace and you aint qualify for the next race

I bus' rhymes about anything i want now check this few lines
as it automaically undermine your nursery rhymes

I burn suckerz like you like i burn cd
i change the channel when you come on tv
Home boy please back down now cuz you got TB

 

[ElRazur]

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Go and watch Godfather.
Bow down and Kiss the ring you too.

 

[ElRazur]

This thread was funny when i was reading it earlier. Seems people are actually being serious..which does make it more laughable, but has ruined the thread.

I'm actually torn between who's worse at this, ElRazur or chris_r.

Tried and Tested and the next thing that comes to mind is the word detested
it is clear with your views you are totally defected
To one side of the forum who thinks this style is whack
This is the real guiness and it is totally black
Im not even gonna rhyme the next word with jack
But if you wanna battle just say so.