anyone else send joke emails

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At our work a lot is done by internal email, So naturally when someone leaves the desktop unlocked its garunteed someone is going to jump on there and ping out an email. This is one I have send out today from a mates login

Good morning,
As you may or may not be aware, my wife and I have requested a house in **** and are awaiting an offer from DIO, we was going to wait until we had an address but we cant contain our excitement any longer, and are looking at planning our FIRST party.
Our parties are a bit different and as such there are a couple of rules that must be followed
1) The first rule of our parties is NO-ONE TALKS OF OUR PARTIES (invites are given only to a select few)
2) The second rule is what happens at our parties stays at our parties
3) All male guests MUST be accompanied by at LEAST one female
4) Clothing should be comfortable ( but nothing is more comfortable than naked right ? )
5) Condoms and lube will be provided
6) Bondage gear and sextoys will not be provided but are welcomed ( I can supply batteries if you inform me in advance )
7) Porn will be displayed on TV (so no worries about getting it up Tim) but may contain flashing images
And finally
8) If any of your wife’s get pregnant IT’S NOT MINE AND IM NOT PAYING

Its looking like we will get a 2 bed so someone may have to use the sofa and someone in the kitchen ( I didn’t see this being problematic but if anyone cant let us know )

We are unsure of when we are going to have our party yet but sometime in October look’s good, so if you can respond with the nights you’re free we can look at when we can all get together.
P.S no-one tell Kenny his missus will put us all off and will turn the event into a FLOP ( pun intended )

P.P.S we need to work out a secret knock ( Christmas as your camp, could you sort this please )

Speak soon
does anyone else do this and could share for us to use in the future.
 
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How old are you OP? Your 'joke email' is probably forgivable if you are are 20 something.... If 30+ then I am embarrassed for you... if 40+ then it is simply tragic.
 
That's not a Joke that's an Official Warning/Sacking Offense(if previously warned) waiting to Happen!

Joke = What's Brown and Sticky?... A stick!

OK I admit It's a poor example but It won't get me in trouble!
 
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I guess that would be funny if you were at Primary school however I am assuming you are not and therefore may want to stop such childish things before you lose your job.
 
I really cant see the harm, its a inhouse joke between about 4 or 5 of us, it's not like it gets sent to everyone :rolleyes:

Don't worry OP. Soon you'll learn that anything you share in GD will result in you getting bashed.

I have a question though. Which part of the email is the joke? It sounds like a normal Monday night to me.. :)


EDIT: I just got it! Everyone is going to turn up at his house for a party that he knows nothing about! How embarrassing for him! Absolutely brilliant! I chuckled very hard indeed!
 
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