Anyone else with a groen sig?

Deadbeat · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:03

I've seen a few around - used to have groen's little gem about the "van halen's [sic] belt" being a massive obstacle to space travel, and there are oh so many more that have tempted me since then, but nothing quite as golden as my current one. Perhaps we can get a little compendium going.

Theophany · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:14

Does he actually mean what he types? Strikes me as one of the best trolls I've ever witnessed.

Duke · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:15

lolgroen

wait, wat

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:18

I don't think groen trolls. I think he means every word. I know, it terrifies me too.

I think my favourite post of his was when he couldn't believe he was going to be disciplined for being habitually late at work. His reasoning? He drinks a lot and goes to bed late, also his alarm clock sometimes doesn't work.

WUT

Fenris · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:18

He's still yet to produce anything quite as good as mattheman's comments on the fat content of bread.

TaKeN · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:18

Who?

Aod · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:24

Fenris said:
He's still yet to produce anything quite as good as Matthewhotdude's comments on the fat content of bread.

that really was classic!

Fenris · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:25

Just dug it up for anyone interested: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18037527&page=5

Also it was mattheman not matthewhotdude, my mistake.

GarethSouthgate · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:26

Derp.

Lightnix · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:27

I think we can all learn a little something from Groen's escapades.

TaKeN · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:27

lol @ that link Fenris

GarethSouthgate · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:28

A scorza special almost made me change it but the level of stupidness was on par, so I couldn't justify the effort in changing.

Pinkribbonscars · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:37

Annoyingly groen (among others) makes other right wing posters look retarded by association.

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Mar 2011 at 20:39

mattheman said:
Theres around 1.5% of fat per slice there around 30 slices in a loaf of bread.
100g has around 4% fat, 800g loaf of bread has 30-40% fat.

How on earth did I miss this gem? It's just ... incredible.

bitslice · 13 Mar 2011 at 21:03

mattheman also thought they put sugar in bread, but then Ciphon thought they put sugar in milk? :confused:

Aliens in your cornflakes is becoming almost acceptable as the truth these days

Pudney · 13 Mar 2011 at 21:48

bitslice said:
mattheman also thought they put sugar in bread, but then Ciphon thought they put sugar in milk?

In fairness certain breads (specialist types with added goodies) may have sugar in and lactose is a combination of 2 sugars

Tefal · 13 Mar 2011 at 21:51

Fenris said:
He's still yet to produce anything quite as good as mattheman's comments on the fat content of bread.

ahh i remember the

Thanks for the education, Goebbels. Now back to your ridiculous claims on bread.

post after he ranted on about media lies post in that thread, was epic

Tefal · 13 Mar 2011 at 21:55

[FnG]magnolia;18662842 said:
How on earth did I miss this gem? It's just ... incredible.

i used to have that as my sig for a while

Strife212 · 13 Mar 2011 at 21:56

Thanks for the education, Goebbels. Now back to your ridiculous claims on bread.

Chives · 13 Mar 2011 at 22:00

Thanks for the education, Goebbels. Now back to your ridiculous claims on bread.

ahahah, excellent

. why was mattheman banned?