Anyone got any jokes?

[friddela]

JOKE

You missed out the cat that wouldn't pay for the drinks.

So, the punchline would be "I wished for a bird with long legs and tight pussy(cat)"

* If that has to be censored i'm sorry *

 

[Azagoth]

No Jokes sorry. Although on a totally different topic, I did find a set of keys under a bush earlier, somewhere around the Willow Heights area.

 

[Tombo]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

Because he doesn't know he's black.
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You ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

Neither has he.

Small print: It's a joke don't take it personally, as I can see someone doing just that.

 

[randal]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

Because he doesn't know he's black.
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You ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

Neither has he.

Small print: It's a joke don't take it personally, as I can see someone doing just that.

It's like the Eddie Murphy sketch isn't it?

On the subject:

What's black and loud?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

 

[Deiwos]

Sophie Ellis Bextor was found dead in a french footballers apartment.

It was murder on Zidanes Floor.

 

[Baz]

It's like the Eddie Murphy sketch isn't it?

On the subject:

What's black and loud?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

PMSL

I hear they are going to cremate Pavarotti by microwave..


As they say, it's not over till the fat ****** pings...



A guy staggers into A&E with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat. The Doctor asked what happened.
The guy replied "Well I was playing golf with the wife when we sliced our balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a Cows female bits and yelled, "I think this one looks like yours", I don't remember much after that..."