Chuck your MacBook at them instead then, anything to remove the brain damage.![]()
Would you chuck you MacBook Pro at them?!

I would however sit them down and educate them into the world of "proper" Apple Macs and then perhaps give them a spinning back hook kick if they fail to understand.
@Darryn
*Drool*
Whatever you're earning on right now, do tell... I would like a slice of that money pie!