jonathanbond110111 53 minutes ago
US Judge: ok Apple, what's the problem?
Apple: well, now that I'm on my turf. Sammy Boy over here, Likes too cheat, or shall I say... COPY ME. Yea! I SAID IT! COPY ME!!!!!
US Judge: ..and?
Apple: excuse what?
US Judge: you expected another answer or something?
Samsung: whoa what just happened here?
US Judge: this is America. You can get away with practically murder here. Have you seen the Casey Anthony crap lately? Just the other day somebody tried to murder her. Look, welcome to the land of criminals
Samsung: ???
Apple: wait. But Samsung copied me
US Judge: whooptie ****ing doo. You want a cookie detective?
Apple: but.. Samsung copied me
US Judge: I don't give a rats ass. Congratulations Sammy. You belong in the US. I never seen a crime that amazing
Apple: but my intellectual property has been copied, therefore harming my sales
US Judge: Aw. I'm so sorry for that. Its competition dip ****
Apple: Samsung copied my look and feel
US Judge: oh he copied your look and feel? Is that right?
Apple: yeah
US Judge: you see my face?
Apple: yeah
US Judge: do it look like I give a flying ****?
Samsung: wow
US Judge: This is your home turf. You suppose to be representing us. Not a baby that just got his candy took from him. You know what, you're pathetic Apple... case dismissed