Loki said:
Dare we ask why you butted a 4.5 litre Whisky Bottle ?
I've told the story a few times. I used to use it to store my change (1, 2, 5, 10 and 20 pence pieces) and one day kicked it over by accident when sat on my bed. So I picked all the pieces of glass up and moved the remains of the bottle to one side so I didn't cut my feet on it, thinking I'd get something else to keep my change in when I got a chance.
That night I couldn't sleep, so I swung down off my bed to get my TV remote off the floor next to the bed. Unfortunately, as you may now have guessed, I'd moved the remains of the bottle to the side of my bed I'd just swung down from. There was a huge CRUNCHtinkletinkle noise of breaking glass and crunching skull, and when I pulled myself back up the bottle came off the floor (with about £80 worth of change in it!) and then fell out of my head.
Queue me screaming out of my door to the bathroom covering the house in blood, and my mum had heard the commotion and came out of the bedroom to see my white (well, now pink/red) bedroom door, the landing and the bathroom door
covered in blood, with me in there, blood all over my face quickly filling the sink with blood.
**** myself for days. If the point of glass that embedded itself in my skull had been an inch lower at any point on my face it'd have blinded me in one eye, at best. Killed me at worst.