Are you a 'cubicle pee-er'?

Mr Jones · 25 Sep 2011 at 10:45

Morgoth said:
I use a cubicle, my urine tends to split up into two streams (sometimes even perpendicular) so it's best for all involved.

Do you always pee when you have a hardon or something? That only happens when little Jones is too happy.

FatBoyObese · 25 Sep 2011 at 10:49

Morgoth said:
I use a cubicle, my urine tends to split up into two streams (sometimes even perpendicular) so it's best for all involved.

Mate of mine suffers with this and has to sit down in the cubicle....but then he does have a blooming great Prince Albert ring and a spike thing through the side of his 'Hampton'

BloomerzUK · 25 Sep 2011 at 10:52

Early morning, I sit down to go a pee.. no mess.

I used to have stage fright for peeing in urinals.. Not anymore, I couldn't care less.

Deific · 25 Sep 2011 at 10:57

I always go for a vacant cubicle if there's someone already at a urinal (as most places only have 2) cos peeing a foot away from a stranger is totally gay - end of

Fuzz · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:01

FatBoyObese said:
Blooming hell Scoobs, you're up early......**** the bed or summat lol

Not been in Coco Lush yet....last time I was in there it was called something else like maggot and cabbage or the likes

Hahahaha Slug and lettuce.. that's still there, not that pub. You're on the wrong side of the Everyman. Between it and 21. Quite exclusive, doubt that you could get in

and anyway, I'm still in bed

TommyV · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:11

I pee up the walls to be symbolic in regards to the current economic climate.

N19h7m4r3 · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:27

I don't really care, depends on what's free.

I think the best mens toilets should be Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle.

Ultimate privacy

bigjimmyauk · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:28

N19h7m4r3 said:
I don't really care, depends on what's free.

I think the best mens toilets should be Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle, Urinal, Cubicle.

Ultimate privacy

Thats actually a pretty good idea.

EdGey · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:29

Cubicle here unless they're occupied.

twist3d0n3 · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:32

i've never been concerned about where i pee, as long as i can pee without having some freak staring at my johnson

rexehuk · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:43

Love it.

Tinders · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:44

Cubicle here, just hate the splash back of pee from a urinal.

Mind I also hate the muppets who cant pee into a urinal or toilet, hate stepping in pee in and around toilets, aint exactly rocket science to aim for the sodding bowl grrrr.

DJMK4 · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:45

I am cubical, as when I go to the toilet, I can gaurentee someone will come in that I dont want to speak to, and they will start chatting away, I am there to wee and nothing more

-BA- · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:46

robgmun said:
I hate people like you, i have colitis which means when i need to poo i have only a few minutes to get to a toilet. Too many times i can't to one in time because selfish ******** like you take up Cubicles when there's a perfectly working urinal outside. I end up having an accident and ruins the rest of my day.

One time i saw one person walk into a Cubicle and unzip. i couldn't wait so i told him he can do it outside in the urinal as i needed the loo to **** in.

Well first of all you should sort your attitude out and then divert your aggression towards the people who don't provide enough cubicles for men. What convention says a man should HAVE to use a urinal to pee just to appease you?!?

I personally think urinals are disgusting and sure I prefer the privacy of a cubicle but yer I would lift the seat and use a piece of tissue to do so if the seat was dirty.

robgmun it's people like you who think your condition gives you the God given right to make unreasonable demands on others that really ****** me. Shyness is just as valid a reason to not want to use a urinal, as is embarrassment for having a small penis. What's to say someone doesn't have a rash, doesn't have an enlarged prostate that makes peeing difficult? Any number of reasons why someone might prefer to use a cubicle Mr Ignorant. Strongly suggest you edit your insulting post.

DJMK4 · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:49

This man clearly prefers the urinal

I know its a repost, but just too funny

imb4tman · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:53

-BA- · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:54

imb4tman said:

Lol

Derek W · 25 Sep 2011 at 11:58

-BA- said:
Well first of all you should sort your attitude out and then divert your aggression towards the people who don't provide enough cubicles for men. What convention says a man should HAVE to use a urinal to pee just to appease you?!?

Buildings have to be designed so that the number of cubicles / urinals are adequate for the occupancy load factor (number of people) that the building can house.....so really there's no excuse for his rant in the first place

robmol · 25 Sep 2011 at 12:03

BloomerzUK said:
I used to have stage fright for peeing in urinals..

Haha, nice way of putting it. Occasionally this happens to me, theres that moment of awkward silence where you're willing it on but nothing happens and feel like a fool standing there for no reason. Only in really busy public toilets though.

N19h7m4r3 · 25 Sep 2011 at 12:05

Tinders said:
Cubicle here, just hate the splash back of pee from a urinal.

Mind I also hate the muppets who cant pee into a urinal or toilet, hate stepping in pee in and around toilets, aint exactly rocket science to aim for the sodding bowl grrrr.

To avoid splash back, aim for the centre hole at the bottem. I've discovered that splash back is reduced by 90% then.