Army of the Dead

You know it's not good when there is a plot hole before the credits ends.
They lost the battle for Las Vegas but had time to build a wall all the way around the city before any zombies got out...really?
 
You know it's not good when there is a plot hole before the credits ends.
They lost the battle for Las Vegas but had time to build a wall all the way around the city before any zombies got out...really?

Or there was no heli support, or soldiers run off instead of driving away in their armoured vehicles.
 
Thought this was pretty awful, 3/10 for me. Was hoping for something better based on the trailer but found it very boring.
 
Finished it, I never thought I'd watch a zombie film that actually made the Resident Evil films look like masterpieces. It had some good ideas (although granted most of them stolen from other films) but the execution was shocking, most of the characters were immensely unlikeable. There were more plot holes than there were appearances by the ridiculous zombie tiger (which they were clearly so proud of they tried to shove it into as many scenes as possible) and it was about 45 mins too long. And don't get me started on
the guy somehow getting out of a vault in the middle of a nuclear wasteland and walking away

I love how the characters were all marksmen hitting the dead centre of the forehead every time until the Alphas put on his helmet and suddenly they couldn't shoot at either of the flipping huge eyeholes.
 
the guy somehow getting out of a vault in the middle of a nuclear wasteland and walking away

I guess technically...its actually possible. They did for instance state it was a low yield tactical nuke, so something akin to the W76-2 currently used in the US weaponry. Thats a nuke which is way lower than used at Hiroshima for example, can be as low as 5kt and there is a case of a woman who survived at Hiroshima even though she was 300m from the blast "Akiko Takakura survived the effects of a 16 kt atomic bomb at a distance of 300 meters from the hypocenter, with only minor injuries, due mainly to her position in the lobby of the Bank of Japan, a reinforced concrete building" and thats 3 times the 5kt of the low yield nuke. Added to that , low yields tactical nukes are nowhere near as devastating as the strategic nukes (which tend to be the nukes we think of when talking about nukes), so with a tactical nuke radiation exposure is survivable to 200 rems of acute dose exposure. If a group of people is exposed to a 50 to 59 rems acute (within 24 hours) radiation dose, none will get radiation sickness. If the group is exposed to 60 to 180 rems, 50% will become sick with radiation poisoning. If medically treated, all of the 60–180 rems group will survive.

Still unlikely, but possible
 
He will just be a super radiation charged Zombie or something.

Maybe the radiation has slowed the change?

Do anything you want in Zombie movies.
 
This film just gets worse the more I think about it!

For some of the plot holes/inconsistencies - do you think there's oodles of footage that hit the cutting room floor and we'll get a Ultimate/Directors Super Cut at some that will actually make a bit more sense? Not that it'll save it from being a turkey anyway.... :p
 
I have a feeling that a lot of it was intentionally dodgy to spark chat about how bad it was others had to watch it.

I thought it was fun, silly and full of huge flaws and plot holes.. Brain out shooty, heads exploding and faces bitten off.. Quality.. :D
 
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