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[Frapple]

Original text:

"The Chronicles of Riddick Assault on Dark Athena "

...56 translations later we get:

"Ridikkudakuatena first"

 

[Dr Delphi]

"To be or not to be, that is the question"

...56 translations later we get:

"Or it could be useful."

 

[Dr.EM]

"It was once the case that the didgeridoo was the main instrument in an orchestra, however this is no longer so."

"In some cases, the best team, but timbodaneun dizheridu."

 

[Reldar]

Original text:

"All your base are belong to us."

...56 translations later we get:

"Prohibition Key - white."


Lol?

 

[Flubble]

Original text:

"stop smelling my socks you disgusting dog"

...56 translations later we get:

"My training center to avoid."

 

[G-MAN2004]

how? it doesnt say frank in the first translation??

I thought that too. Weird.

 

[raikesi]

"overclockers uk"
...56 translations later we get:
"See. March"

"i have huge balls"
...56 translations later we get:
"I have lots of Explosions."

 

[vertica]

"The main part of this course deals with the particular problems found in transonic flow"

...40 translations later we get:

"Anime Themes"

 

[Tefal]

http://www.translationparty.com/

that's the original one,it translates back an forth until it is the same/reaches equilibrium.

 

[Cosimo]

http://www.translationparty.com/

that's the original one,it translates back an forth until it is the same/reaches equilibrium.

I remember that, just as bad as this one.

 

[02goswej]

"If you translate back into this sentence here, I will give you a piece no...A WHOLE Cake."

...56 translations later we get:

"However, a few words ... Cake"

 

[vicisthebest]

First line of my favourite song, Make You Feel My Love by Adele:

"When the rain is blowing in your face, and the whole world is on your case",

becomes

"Wind and rain in the world"

 

[Hequn]

Original text:

"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue"

...50 translations later we get:

"Bleaching black and Anglo-Saxon"

 

[L0rdMike]

"Dog"

...56 translations later we get:

"March"

 

[Matthew-1985]

"Matthew is the best name ever"
...56 translations later we get:
"Matt, aberdeen well."

 

[Macky]

Original text:

"the quick grey fox jumped over the lazy dog"

...56 translations later we get:

"Gray Fox gaereulhagoitda lazy right now."

 

[WalesOwl]

Original text:

"How about I go and study now?"

...50 translations later we get:

"Where to live?"

 

[Perywinkle]

Original text:

"I went to a whore house I used to frequent. But now I don't go there my money is spent."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am not crying, but rather than bitch money."

 

[Perywinkle]

Original text:

"I went to a whore house I used to frequent. But now I don't go there my money is spent."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am not crying, but rather than bitch money."



My dog has no nose!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hamooukhoongsunekh!"

lols

 

[Gackt]

Original text:

"Could you pass me the potatoes? I like potatoes. And turtles."

...56 translations later we get:

"Potatoes? I love chips torture."