Bad Weddings

RetiredGreyFox said:
They can eat what they want, my eldest is vegan but what i am calling out is that some won't cater for meat eaters where we will cater for them.
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I find it really weird that people who aren't vegetarian or vegan must be fed meat or animal produce in order to feel 'catered for'. It's still food - and at a wedding, presumably free - and isn't going to kill you.

I'm neither veggie or vegan. Meat, eggs etc. are all preferences rather than requirements.
 
Brun said:
I find it really weird that people who aren't vegetarian or vegan must be fed meat or animal produce in order to feel 'catered for'. It's still food - and at a wedding, presumably free - and isn't going to kill you.

I'm neither veggie or vegan. Meat, eggs etc. are all preferences rather than requirements.
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The food was crap, sausage rolls were disguised mushrooms etc.
If it was a sunday dinner without meat, which I regularly eat, that would be fine but they had even done the veg in a really weird way.
You weren't there so pointless you posting.
I don't need meat but what we were given was awful.
None of us understood why we were given stuff that looks like meat but it wasn't.
 
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I'm intrigued about the sausage/mushroom roll subterfuge.

Did the sudden realisation of the contents inititate some sort of horrific gag reflex?
 
Brun said:
I'm intrigued about the sausage/mushroom roll subterfuge.

Did the sudden realisation of the contents inititate some sort of horrific gag reflex?
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100%, awful, even the goats and llamas wouldn't touch them.
The vegan wedding cake was awesome.
 
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[FnG]magnolia said:
^^ why is this not a film? I would watch this movie.

"even the goats and llamas wouldn't touch them" is the header, where are my creatives? Come on!
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You wouldn't, while we were watching the Highland themed wedding the goats and llamas were part of it crapping all over the place.
I'll tell you what though, the family never stop talking about how bad it was so we'll never forget it.
Mrs just reminded me that during the service a goat headbutted my niece and she had a complete meltdown which caused a 5 minute delay :)
 
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My dad ran a Outside Catering company for a good number of years. On one event between a very well todo young man and a less affluent young woman from a Council Estate in East Hull was probably the one I remember being by far the worst by a long way whilst working for my dad's company.
The highlights ( or rather low lights) I remember:
- the grooms mum wore black an cried throughout, saying her boy was being taken from her, during the wedding breakfast and speeches
- after the church but before the meal the grooms father( and grooms mums ex partner) disappeared not to return saying "this is why I left you"
- the breakfast/lunch event was paid by the brides family and was quite smaller family affair
unfortunately the grooms mum was paying for the night time disco and buffet for extended family and friends
- at this night time disco the grooms mum tried to convince the event security to evict the brides father and uncle and nearly succeeded. This led to growing tensions between the two families who turned into increasingly drunken agitating factions at 21:00 we closed buffet and relocated to the car park just in time to see the first beer bottle fly! followed by the brides sister leaping the freshly emptied buffet table screaming "you ruined her day you b*tch" and grabbing the grooms mum by her hair
 
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