Bernards Watch
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An OcUK hero who came up with brilliant inventions, made loads of money and even had time to write a book. However, he had a mental breakdown and forgot everything, even such simple tasks as formatting a pen drive became monumental efforts which he could not perform.
He left for a long holiday a while ago and we've heard nothing since.
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i want to know how he could pause time, turn on a tap to fill a bucket of water then put it upside down over someone's head and remove the bucket but the water stayed frozen untill he started time and it fell on their head
How did the tap work!
In the very first episode he tries to use a tap to wash up (he was splashed by a truck going through a puddle) but fails.
I've seen the episode where he did the bucket thing:/
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Everywhere that Bernard had been would emit a blinding flash of light and sonic boom.
Also any matter he interacted with would either set him on fire or make him explode.
I can't imagine a screen full of Bernard giblets and his tortured gurgling cries would make very good childrens' TV.
Also any matter he interacted with would either set him on fire or make him explode.
I can't imagine a screen full of Bernard giblets and his tortured gurgling cries would make very good childrens' TV.
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Bernard would age because he wasn't frozen to absolute 0 (whats the scientific term?)
absolute zero? where molecules stop moving at -273C? (i think thats the figure) i dont think that by stopping time that you would 'freeze' although yes your molecules would stop moving, but i dont see how there could be a change in temperature if there is no time period for the change in temperature to occur. although it would be fun if everything he touch froze him instantly and his limbs started snapping off.
no as i said it is a documentary about a small child who finds a watch that can stop time
That Bernard is not right in the head. I can't believe the first thing he thought of to do when he got a watch that pauses time was to go get changed. Then he goes to a shop to get a cheap toy gun which he actually pays for to give to this girl he quite obviously fancies. What he should have done was go feel this girl up while he had the chance then go steal a real gun and shoot all the competition. It makes sense really.