Bernards Watch

I don't know about Bernard, but I remember watching this show: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_This_World_(TV_series)

Evie's main power is the ability to freeze time on Earth (while time continues for her and her father on Antareus) by joining two fingers, during which she maneuvers herself or objects to alter the course of events on Earth. When she claps her hands together, time resumes as normal. She can also "unfreeze" individuals by touching them while time is frozen. In the opening sequence, she opens a door and knocks an open can of paint off a ladder, and then joins her fingers to stop it mid-fall.

She was an alien though.
 
That Bernard is not right in the head. I can't believe the first thing he thought of to do when he got a watch that pauses time was to go get changed. Then he goes to a shop to get a cheap toy gun which he actually pays for to give to this girl he quite obviously fancies. What he should have done was go feel this girl up while he had the chance then go steal a real gun and shoot all the competition. It makes sense really.

not only that stealing someones credit card and buying a supercar and going mad with it, get chased by police for a while. freeze time just as you are about to crash and then run away
 
I don't understand why on one occasion he paused time, went into a shop, picked up an item, left the money on the counter!! and then walked out!

What a loser!!
 
That Bernard is not right in the head. I can't believe the first thing he thought of to do when he got a watch that pauses time was to go get changed. Then he goes to a shop to get a cheap toy gun which he actually pays for to give to this girl he quite obviously fancies. What he should have done was go feel this girl up while he had the chance then go steal a real gun and shoot all the competition. It makes sense really.

All before getting dressed.
 
But if he stopped time while piloting the plane while it was travelling along the treadmill which is going in the other direction would the treadmill stop meaning the plane could take off?








Sorry. :/
 
But if he stopped time while piloting the plane while it was travelling along the treadmill which is going in the other direction would the treadmill stop meaning the plane could take off?

no, you fail, and Bernard fails at being a normal human. although i do love him in that psychedelic picture someone posted, he looks like a right little time pimp
 
I think we should all club together as an OcUK collective and try and make one of these watches. Once we have one, we can all take it in turns so we all have a go. I'll take it first obviously as I'm the best and once I'm done I'll pass it on.
 
Still, no one has explained how this watch functions

Didn't it get passed down from some old geezer, click, stops time. Simple really!

I used to think whatever he touched would enable him to move that particular object while everything else stayed still.....then I grew up.
 
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