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Jamesdavid3 loved to speed in his wheelchair and charge around the nursing home,taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.Because the poor guy was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated him and some of the guys actually joined in.
One day, Jamesdavid3 was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?
Jamesdavid3 fished around in his wallet and pulled out a kit kat wrapper."OK" he said, and away Jamesdavid3 sped down the hall.
As he took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of him and shouted, "STOP have you got proof of insurance?" Jamesdavid3 dug into his wallet, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, mate."
As Jamesdavid3 neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of him, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand. "Oh, good grief," said Jamesdavid3, "Not the Breathalyzer again!"