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Best Courier ever.

Met her on Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We delivered boxes on Wednesday and Thursday, Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday

My god I love this guy, and I really respect him as a deliveryman that thinks we should be helping him do his job.

Methinks Mr David may work for the perpetually useless DPD. ;)
 
Jamesdavid3 said:
Was that ment to be a joke??

The point im making is that every single week i see delivery drivers deliver all sorts of shaped items to homes and the really big ones like sofas/TVs are HARD to carry into the house, now the stupid(half the time FAT) people just stand at their door ways doing nothing just standing there pointing where its ment to go...

To the OP...

why was he pulling in through the window?? was it beacuse you were to lazy to carry it to the room yourself?
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Every single week? Are you a ridealong with the drivers (if so, help them yourself), or did the recession just not hit your street and everyone's buying new sofas and TVs? :confused:

Half of the people are fat? Well yes, that's bang on the national statistic: half the adult population in England is overweight. :rolleyes:

What you don't seem to understand, in your rage fuelled agenda against recievers of parcels, is that the driver is employed (that is, PAID MONEY) to deliver parcels. Forget the red tape of insurance, would you help a waitor/ress bring food out to your table, with 4 plates on each arm? They're paid to do a job. If they don't like the job, or are rubbish at it, find another.
 
SiriusB said:
OK troll, if the OP was getting something that warranted a hand, then sure. However, as said it was a graphics card. Not getting a hand from the OP does not excuse dropping several boxes to the floor, then chucking them back in the van, with enough force for the OP to allegedly hear the thud through the double-glazing, and then kicking it along the floor to his cab for the paperwork.

If the guy can't organize his vehicle for the days work ahead then it is not the fault of the recipients. There is no way in hell anyone would be expected to pop out the front door and say "Oh my, your van is a bit of a mess isn't it? Here, let me give you hand with doing your job."
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Ok then, why didnt the OP just tell him right away instead of being a little girl and doing nothing until the delivery guys on his way back to the van.
 
Jamesdavid3 said:


Ok then, why didnt the OP just tell him right away instead of being a little girl and doing nothing until the delivery guys on his way back to the van.
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And now the personal attacks have started. Either you're aged 12 or that is your IQ. :rolleyes:

OP said he made a comment which was ignored. Learn to read.
 
A quick look through his post history reveals he is blatantly trolling, he has only just started a using non standard font.
He even has the nerve to tell someone else how to run his giveaway..
 
if i was a little girl id touch myself... and why the silly font ? :)

Ok if you are the guy that delivered my parcel its ok it worked, cheers.

oh and good use of the word Douche - i'm a giant douche fan.
 
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Jamesdavid3, please use the standard font as your making yourself look like even more of a tool than you normally are.
 
BloodyL said:
A quick look through his post history reveals he is blatantly trolling, he has only just started a using non standard font.
He even has the nerve to tell someone else how to run his giveaway..
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I'm not trolling, if i was i would have been banned along time ago, No??

I just speak the truth and add my own thoughts instead of 99% of people here going by the system.
 
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And stop using a font that's stupidly hard to read, it doesn't make you any cooler.
 
Jamesdavid3 said:
I'm not trolling, if i was i would have been banned along time ago, No??

I just speak the truth and add my own thoughts instead of 99% of people here going by the system.
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1. You're utterly hilarious.
2. Stop using that type, it looks stupid...actually, it makes the rubbish you spout difficult to read, thus easier to ignore. Continue.
 
off topic, but did you really help your friend jack off a horse?



;) < in case of seriousness
 
Jamesdavid3.

You really need to stop using that font. I cannot believe the Mod's and Don's would allow that. You can hardly read it, let alone when you do it makes no sense, so easier to ignore!
 
Jamesdavid3 said:
Ok then, why didnt the OP just tell him right away instead of being a little girl and doing nothing until the delivery guys on his way back to the van.
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By that logic anyone doing anything bad should be absolved from blame if no one stopped them.

"Well, no one said anything when I lobbed the first box in, so I chucked the rest in too..."
 
Please cut the personal attacks out.

Please close thead.

Op has learned that if a package is delivered he should ALWAYS ask if the driver needs any help removing the parcell, instead of just sitting.standing there in his pants with crisps all over his white teeshirt.

Please stop spamming.
 
Why close the thread? This isn't wiki answers, someone who isn't online right now might read this in an hour, or a week from now, and have something of value to add (much unlike your posts). This is the core design principle of fora.
 
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