Best one liners

decmatt · 22 Aug 2008 at 16:20

Retorted said:
It's actually Mohinder

That line cracked me up too

Is Mohinider a TV program or something?

iviv · 22 Aug 2008 at 16:22

Solac said:
Is Mohinider a TV program or something?

Snakedoctor · 22 Aug 2008 at 16:22

~>Dg<~ said:
"I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers."

crazy bloke near me in our local used to say this and i always found it funny

1,2,3 and a bag of nuts he also had this crazy classic when taking his hat off first hed chuck it on the floor stamp on it then say have a break your doing my head in

Blackadder the Fourth!

My old man's a mushroom etc.

Wibble.

Baxter · 22 Aug 2008 at 16:31

slambo69 said:
"Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied."

When talking to the girl afterwards

"What happened to Sully?"

"I let him go"

decmatt · 22 Aug 2008 at 16:32

iviv said:
Snip

I suppose im just not 'with it'

Aman · 22 Aug 2008 at 16:34

"Mock The Week", in their "Scenes you'd like to see" round. The subject is "Things you wouldn't hear on songs of praise"

Frankie Boyle: "Canterbury lets make some ****ing noise"

woodsy · 22 Aug 2008 at 16:41

Aman said:
"Mock The Week", in their "Scenes you'd like to see" round. The subject is "Things you wouldn't hear on songs of praise"

Frankie Boyle: "Canterbury lets make some ****ing noise"

haha

peetee · 22 Aug 2008 at 17:24

~>Dg<~ said:
"I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers."

crazy bloke near me in our local used to say this and i always found it funny

1,2,3 and a bag of nuts he also had this crazy classic when taking his hat off first hed chuck it on the floor stamp on it then say have a break your doing my head in

im from hartlepool and i dont get it

Snakedoctor · 22 Aug 2008 at 17:26

peetee said:
im from hartlepool and i dont get it

As I already said, it's a quote from Black Adder 4th when he is trying to pretend he is mad.

Phate · 22 Aug 2008 at 17:28

Solac said:
Is Mohinider a TV program or something?

ROFL!!!!!

peetee · 22 Aug 2008 at 17:31

Snakedoctor said:
As I already said, it's a quote from Black Adder 4th when he is trying to pretend he is mad.

awwwwwwwwww its not so funny now, i guess ill have to see the episode for the humour

Aint seen BA for a few years now actually, might have to watch em all again, after all we're having a few rainy days lately..

Zenith · 22 Aug 2008 at 17:32

Sasso said:
can it come from films? because arnie said a great one in commando

at the end when he's fighting that aussie guy bennet and then start comming back and throws that big metal pipe at bennet and it goes through him and into a steam pipe and then typical arnie voice saysss....

"let off some steam bennet"

me and my mates always laugh so hard, there as so many silly one liners in this film

Commando is great for one liners, it's one of my all time favorite films

Diaz: Mellow out man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces. Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Now whether she stays that way is up to you. My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Matrix: Wrong!

Then Arnie shoots him in the head

Grimley · 22 Aug 2008 at 17:54

'You're the disease, I'm the Cure'

Sylvester Stallone, Cobra. :cool:

bilko100 · 22 Aug 2008 at 18:01

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." --- Woody Allen

Phate · 22 Aug 2008 at 18:02

Excuse me stewardess, but I speak jive!

Snakedoctor · 22 Aug 2008 at 18:03

peetee said:
awwwwwwwwww its not so funny now, i guess ill have to see the episode for the humour
Aint seen BA for a few years now actually, might have to watch em all again, after all we're having a few rainy days lately..

It's a completely fantastic series. Very funny from the first to the sad last one. 4th season I am talking about. That quote is from the last episode.

D.P. · 22 Aug 2008 at 18:03

Flanders said:
From Predator:

"I ain't got time to bleed"

"There's something out there and it ain't no man"

"I'm a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus"

Gaygle · 22 Aug 2008 at 18:06

Solac said:
Is Mohinider a TV program or something?

Yeh it's well funny....

D.P. · 22 Aug 2008 at 18:07

I help people with problems.

** A problem solver?

No, more of a problem eliminator.

Bond

Pilky01 · 22 Aug 2008 at 18:16

I can make you die with more pain than you ever imagined.

If you try to shoot me, I will have to shoot you back, and I promise I won’t miss!

Make a sound and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield.

Let's get something straight, kid. The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to carry you. Now get in the van.

You're gonna tell me what I want to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt.

No games Christopher. I don’t need another reason to put a bullet in your brain.

Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing? The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China was because I didn't want to die for nothing...today I can die for something...my way, my choice.

You make one sound and I will rip your tongue out. Are we clear?

You will experience a pain I can't even describe.

You’re gonna tell me what I want to know or you’re going to start losing your fingers one by one.

Earlier today I shot my old partner, a friend of mine, because he tried to stop me from doing what I have to do. Don't think for a second that I won't do that to you.

Jack Bauer