Blocked in, what do?

Diddums x · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:00

Use this as well.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/50/96/dc/5096dc4c0beed73476938711a34fc242.jpg

Or write a note that says "If you **** like you park you're never getting any".

RyanF · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:06

Diddums said:
Or write a note that says "If you **** like you park you're never getting any".

This confused me to begin with.

"Why on Earth would he getting laid like he parks?"

booyaka · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:07

MooMoo444 said:
10/10 thread

Could reverse an A380 out of that space.

This has to be a troll thread - even my wife could get the car out of there.

MeAnBoY · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:08

AS someone else has said, classic way of getting time off work

NoNameNoNumber · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:14

It looks to me like you parked like a 'tard as much as the Shogun (albeit legally)

[TW]Fox · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:17

I think perhaps a Kia Picanto might have been the better choice

Craig321 · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:17

MeAnBoY · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:18

NoNameNoNumber said:
It looks to me like you parked like a 'tard as much as the Shogun (albeit legally)

I believe that's him midway through trying to escape his entrapment?

NoNameNoNumber · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:23

Maybe so but you'd be hard pushed to get in/out of the Golf or Kia without touching the other car. Inconsiderate at best.

Kaeo · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:31

The level of incompetence is staggering. I'm not talking about the other guy!

Semple · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:36

Need an update from the OP, he can't still be stuck!

Trying to figure out where in Bristol he's parked, could go and get an update for myself.

DirtyJester · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:38

Russ I don't care how unique your beer entry is this week, you've already lost points!

Steeps · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:43

Looks like there's a buslane in the way

Craig321 · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:44

Wait, there's a ROAD there? Surely crossing that bus lane isn't going to be an issue?

MooMoo444 · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:45

No idea how you managed to find the spot.

Snookums · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:48

Looks can be deceiving but to me it looks like you could very easily reverse straight out as close to the shogun as possible and be clear of both cars at the front. Then just do a million point turn turning into the VW till you're clear?

No? Looks pretty easy to me.

Jacksonn · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:55

It looks pretty clear to all of us haha.

Akagi · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:56

Lol, OP...

Southy_ · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:56

Yeah I recognise it now, people park there for going into the centre, or for going to the childrens hospital, or the BRI etc.. I would just drive up the curb and across the bus lane.

If you get a bus lane fine then just chalk it up to another bad parking experience in central Bristol. (Although I doubt there is a bus lane camera attached to one of the trees down there)

VincentHanna · 4 Feb 2016 at 12:57

Craig321 said:
Wait, there's a ROAD there? Surely crossing that bus lane isn't going to be an issue?

Hehe, unless there is a camera pointing directly at that spot of the bus land I'd have driven straight up that curb and out on to the road