Sportage is FWD unless you specifically spec'd AWD
So what is the point of it?

Sportage is FWD unless you specifically spec'd AWD
Don't believe for a second that you're stuck in there..
Lesson for OP - if this nice young lady can park in this spot I am sure you could have gotten out of that huge space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwOCjQd13s0
How did you get your door open to get in?