This will either sound quite amusing or highlight that I might be prone to the odd "blonde" moment. Possibly both.
Spoke to local dealers asking to test a 330d. I said I wanted a touring which they only had a 318d but offered a newly registered 330d saloon with sport auto and pro nav etc. So, Saturday morning, I popped down to the showroom and signed the forms and walked out to the car.
The lad handed me the keys and appeared to be leaving me to it. "Are you not coming too?" I asked and he said "No, it's your car, off you go" So I did.
I went to the GFs to gauge her opinion. She's a bit rubbish with cars and not really interested (She hates old JDM cars and thinks 205GTIs look like sheds
) so popped over to my mothers for a coffee and a more engaging opinion (My mother likes a posh looking car) taking the usual routes so that I get a genuine feel for the car.
It's getting on bit and I'm not sure if they close early on a Saturday so decide to head back. On arrival the salesman lad looks a bit miffed and apparently relieved that I'm back. "I thought I'd come back as I wasn't sure when you closed" not really understanding the look I was receiving. "You were only supposed to go down the road and back!"
I honestly didn't realise that was the deal. He didn't say go to the roundabout and back, he said off you go. Didn't specify time or anything and I didn't think to ask. He just seemed happy to just see me in the car and off you go. He'd rung me 3 times but I left my phone in my car. He'd honestly thought I'd crashed it or something.
"How many miles have you put on it?" he asks."About 30, is it a problem?" "Well yes, it's brand new. If it's got too many miles we can't sell it as brand new!"
I think by the mortified look on my face he knew I'd genuinely misunderstood. He was pretty good about it and I asked him if he was in trouble for it and he said it would be fine.
As for the car, well, it's very nice and all that but I don't think it's what I'm looking for right now. The auto box is lovely and the engine did shift although I didn't nail it too hard. The media thingy is impressive compared to the box of rocks nav I have in my B7 Audi. I just wasn't sure if I really wanted to dump £25K into one.