Bodies

A quick witted woman is decimating any smart ass remarks we make! Get the ban out I say :D

Hmm...one at the top of the cards would be perfect eye sight (no not surgery! Don't trust it, too early.)
Maybe thinner lips, their full and voluptous, no one seems ti think so but they bloody annoy me in photos.


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and a bigger member wouldn't go amiss either.:p
 
I'd like to be bald. I know I can shave my head, but I'd have to do it every day and it's a pain. I'll wait until I go bald naturally I guess. Not having to wear glasses would be nice, but I could wear contacts if I really wanted to. I'd like to get rid of the beer belly, but it's a pain to change my diet and exercise routine.

Basically everything I don't like about my body is something which would go away if I was prepared to put the effort in. :p
 
My poor uncorrected vision was the only correctable thing about my body that I had an issue with, and I've now sorted that with laser eye surgery.

Nothing else about my body particularly bothers me. Although having to tie my penis around my leg to stop it dragging on the floor can get tiresome.
 
Oh I forgot the most important thing I'd like changed about my body. I'd like to have a functioning pancreas. Diabetes sucks.
 
To be honest weight is my only issue, apart from that i'm quite happy

Same, would like to loose the belly, and tone up a bit, but i've never been to the gym in my life and just don't know where to start.

But all things consider (i.e, very little exercise) i don't think i look to bad...

Clearer skin though would be nice:(
 
I want to be 100ft tall and made of solid gold. Also every time I poop I want platinum to come out in place of my usual smelly browns....










Maybe not having shaky hands would be a good start :p
 
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