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Sometimes that's all you need to get to 10"
Boob job?
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Sometimes that's all you need to get to 10"
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If you pull your nose to one side you could save him a few quid.
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If you pull your nose to one side you could save him a few quid.
Nah I'm not a giver.
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Friend’s sister had a breast reduction. She was 34G. Had bad back, struggle to get bras to fit, got unnecessary attention from men. Then her breathing got worse
She had reduction done on NHS. Took about 4 months for the swelling down. Now a 34B and a new person as can go running etc
She had reduction done on NHS. Took about 4 months for the swelling down. Now a 34B and a new person as can go running etc
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But no blokes show any vestige of interest in her at all, whilst they're salivating at the bouncing udders of the girl running behind her. Who ever said the mating game was without pain?
Unnecessary attention indeed
If "unnecessary attention" could be bought the shop selling it would have a queue twice around the block and a till overflowing with cash They may have been salivating at other bodily particles of the girl running behind her. Boobs aren't everything.
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Thank you Chris, I stand corrected.What a ridiculous statement, of course they are
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Thank you Chris, I stand corrected.
Good man, remember, you are speaking to a connoisseur
I have proudly made the study of the female breast a life's work. A toil that is still, discretely, ongoing 
Which was also my point yet there's an entire industry devoted to women who seem to think they are!
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100%, I've never been into big boobs, I prefer a handful on a nice body covered in lingerie.
Reminds me of a mate years ago.
We were playing a Rockabilly gig and he said "Ken's sister is in the foyer, go down and look at her, she is beautiful".
Off I trot to the foyer but I can't see a really beautiful woman, so he quickly goes down, comes back and said she's there standing by something or other.
I go down and I still can't see this beautiful woman so he takes me with him and he points her out.
I just said "She isn't beautiful, in fact she's a bit on the ugly side" he responds "but look at the mammaries on it"
It's a fact that he's just got married for the 6th time and his former 5 wives had massive mammaries but this one he married two weeks ago is Spanish and doesn't fit his MO, see how long this one lasts.
I reckon Chris is my mate.
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This is very true, they only look good with clothes on.
Naked they look and feel crap, and have obvious scars.
I would genuinely suggest taking her to a few strip clubs as a good chance to "experience" some fake boobs in the wild. I am confident that it would put you both off.
men? you mean boys who think they are men but still not grown up yetBut no blokes show any vestige of interest in her at all, whilst they're salivating at the bouncing udders of the girl running behind her. Who ever said the mating game was without pain?
Unnecessary attention indeed
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And you can't understand why a woman would want a breast reduction?I have proudly made the study of the female breast a life's work. A toil that is still, discretely, ongoing
Penny set to drop in 3...2....1.....
