Boob job?

I'm not surprised. The constant fear of falling over is enough to do anyones's head in.

On a serious note my brother used to have a girlfriend with mahoosive fun bags and she eventually had a reduction as it was simply too uncomfortable.

Sorry that was 34GG not G. They were pillows and she had issues sleeping at different angles etc. not to mention being gawped at, backache, not conformable doing exercise etc. Only when you try to find something nice for her present then you start finding out the hell they have. Oddly I'm not a big boob guy but it was eye opening. Nice lass but not the one.
 
I dont like big boobs on a lady. I mean, unless they are absolute flat beestings, even then not that bothered.

Much rather for the girl to be slim generally.
 
Just tell her most boob jobs look unnatural and men are not bothered anyway.

That could cost £6000 and she might still be unhappy with them or become unhappy in the future and cost another £6000 to take them out and end up worse than she started and be £12K odd down.
 
Friend of mine has had them for years. Happy she had it done but can be uncomfortable when it's cold.

I've been fortunate to give a few sets a whirl. Best feeling ones were actually relatively old and made to just be bigger, not high up under then chin as more modern jobs seem to be.

Most recent ones for me were just "plonked" on and didn't really move. Were OK but natural would have been better.

Last time I went to an adult club, one girl had her boobs done and again they just didn't move.
 
Just LOL if there's not a hilarious and statistically unlikely number of computer nerdlings claiming to have had exes (from Canada, amiright guys?) who had fantastic boob jobs which is both a LOL but also creatively disappointing unless you're going for the unreliable narrator approach in which case that gets a grudging 7 out of 10 for effort.

Say hi to all your beautifully boobed exes (who live in Canada, and no you can't post pictures because ... reasons)

Noobs.
 
I got motorboated by a stripper with bolt ons, when I was on stage in a strip club with my old man (don't ask) and before one breast had struck my face, I thought I was in for a great time. As long as I could block out the fact my dad was sat on a chair next to me. Turned out they nearly knocked me off the chair. I'm not sure if this is always the case, and I'd give it another go for research purposes, but it was the very start of a disappointed experience.
 
I think in a lot of cases it's completely pointless, their boobs were fine before and making them bigger isn't doing anything, if anything they're not particularly great in person but maybe look good under clothes though nothing that a padded bra couldn't have done.

Obvs after childbirth etc.. things may change a bit, I guess in some cases people might be really uncomfortable about how theirs are and also in cases like cancer surgery obvs there is a need too.

IIRC there are newer treatments which involve fat injections/transplantation from other parts of your body for a "natural" boob enhancement... though again still a procedure that carries risk.
 
and asking each other how they look through their clothes etc, is really important to them.
I thought in 2022 everyone was beach body ready and heaven forbid you say anything negative about somebody morbidly obese? :confused:
oh and christ the bras are expensive as well.
My other half hasn't had a boob job but is skinny with a big cup and it's an absolute nightmare buying bras. She can literally only go to Bravissimo. All other high street shops start at 30" band size as the smallest. But I guess girls going for a boob job will be happy stuffing them in anything where they fall out and look the part? :confused:
 
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