Boring Facebook updates thread

[easyrider]

If you don't like it, just remove them as a "friend" - far easier that winging about it

Nearly everybody does it though.

 

[regulus]

I have one girl on my Facebook who is so pathetic, that it's almost fascinating. Her updates are so banal, irrelevant and nonsensical that I feel desperation just looking at her pic. She seems so obliviously happy too.

 

[Emphacy]

I have one girl on my Facebook who is so pathetic, that it's almost fascinating. Her updates are so banal, irrelevant and nonsensical that I feel desperation just looking at her pic. She seems so obliviously happy too.

Post her statii here!
The worst ones are where people text talk...

a jst dinar wht am gnna do lyk, am so sik of ppl treatin me like ****

It's as if they have never even gained an education, they're about as clever as my front door. Disappointing really.

 

[Flare]

One of my 'friends' that I have met once:

i need to get ready for work, but lying in bed watching the big bang theory seems like so much more fun... this is a dilema

and my reply:

Amazing story, please tell me how it ends!

/a-hole

 

[LordSplodge]

I have one girl on my Facebook who is so pathetic, that it's almost fascinating. Her updates are so banal, irrelevant and nonsensical that I feel desperation just looking at her pic. She seems so obliviously happy too.

I have one like this. Her kids this and her kids that and she signs every post with x and checks in to her sofa and "warm cosy comfortable bed" FFS. She seems very happy but I want to drive to her house and do violence.

I'd block her but to be honest half the time her posts actually amuse me BECAUSE they are so droll.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I will openly troll my status if I'm bored sometimes.

Case in point: posting a quote from Anchorman or other comedy movie will gain many replies and likes, then reply with "oooooooo k". Can really confuse people haha

 

[CliffyG]

Got loads of thumbs up on my update today. Was, "woke up in the bath this morning, time for detox take 3 i think".

 

[The Funktopus]

My mate's girlfriend checks herself into his bed. Seriously.

 

[makeshiftwings]

I sometimes think about doing this for a joke, but from knowing this lovely guy I think it really is a genuine unfortunate spelling error.

 

[Tephnos]

"sleeping. — at Holli's house!"

I care so much.

 

[topgun06]

My mate's girlfriend checks herself into his bed. Seriously.

Everyone seems to do it. One girl checks herself into her own bed every night... wtf!

 

[Tephnos]

Everyone seems to do it. One girl checks herself into her own bed every night... wtf!

It's for the quagmire in all of us.

 

[Tummy]

@ EasyRider, I have a very "odd" friend who went through a phase of posting pictures of his pooh.

I don't tend to mind Facebook updates too much; unless it's the text speak or there is one girl who seems to "check in" at every different building she enters / room sometimes.

 

[topgun06]

It's for the quagmire in all of us.

Giggity!

 

[easyrider]

I think people should just post on their status

Up my own Arse

 

[DefiantAsh]

Nearly everybody does it though.

= no friends.

 

[Redman]

Most Recent:

Toot Toot................cabs r here ))))))))))


Great. Thanks for that.

 

[uknowist]

Is So Tiered xxx

:/

 

[topgun06]

Attention/depression whores:

Yet again, life just won't give me a break :'(

"Look how pretty she is, when she falls down. Now there’s no beauty in bleeding mascara. Lips are quivering like a withering rose" ♥ ♥

Doesn't like hospitals!

Im an idiot...I've made myself so much worse, I should have stayed at home :'(

I'm starting to think I should still be in hospital :'(

Same person... in the space of a few days.

 

[Tephnos]

Attention/depression whores:












Same person... in the space of a few days.

Ugh. One of THEM.

So annoying when they make facebook their emo diary.