Boring Facebook updates thread

Gustov said:
My most recent status got 5 likes! :D

Walking through London, eating my sandwich, it's all good...that's until I realise that one of my mother's mammoth hairs is dislodged in between my teeth. With no mirrors in sight, it called for extreme measures. By extreme measures, I mean running to find the dingiest, darkest corner in London and spewing up in public. At the age of 21, this might be God telling me to start making my own lunches.
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My last status's got 7 :p.

Why are so many people "shocked" Amy Winehouse is dead? She was a drugged up alcky. Cant really say no body seen it coming. Now the bombing in Norway where 90 odd died is shocking!!!

But I agree. I'm not to fussed about how many friends have you got. I have over 400 and I talk to maybe 30, if that. Pretty pointless to be honest.

I often post a boring status now and then just for the crack and something to do. Other times I just like the boring updates because I am bored too.

Best thing to do is when you get people who cant spell so correct everything on their updates. Now thats funny ha
 
Its people who do running commentary on their lives that annoy me.

"Finally home from work"

"Off out shopping!!"

"Omg saw a lovely pair of shoes, wish i could afford :("

"Back home now, time to get in my pjs"

"In bed watching tv"
 
I don't use fb, irc is where it's at.
It is pretty much win, kick anyone who is annoying you, no privacy issues, no spam, use whatever interface you like.
 
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If it wasn't Facebook it'd be something else - this is what happens when everyone is on the internet rather than just those with an interest in the internet, as was the case 10+ years ago. Get used to it, because it isn't going away :p
 
[TW]Fox;19660534 said:
If it wasn't Facebook it'd be something else - this is what happens when everyone is on the internet rather than just those with an interest in the internet, as was the case 10+ years ago. Get used to it, because it isn't going away :p
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I just don't understand why people feel the need to update everything in their boring lives.

And be under the delusion that people are interested.

I just don't get it at all.
 
I think I have a friend on FB who regularly checks in to "Bed", every night...

Oh and another who checks in to "Work", every morning...
 
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I have twitter linked to Facebook, so anything tweeted is posted on Facebook. I don't usually say "Bed time" or "Eating dinner" but this morning I posted "Urgh, Monday :(" which I guess is a useless update. Then again I only have about 5 friends on Facebook and they all wanted to follow me so their own fault!
 
Metalface Mark said:
Best one Ive seen recently was "nurse can feel the baby's hair, shouldn't be long now".
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He shouldn't have is mobile on in the hospital ward unless it was a home birth.:mad:

The last thing I would want to do when I was at the birth of my daughter was to update my FB

This is was I don't get.

Update the status afterwards and let everyone know the good news but during?

why?

Next people will be posting

"Trying for a Baby with Adam...He's just this second ejaculated.Fingers crossed"
 
Shayper said:
The people I see checking in TO THEIR OWN BED EVERY NIGHT do not deserve to have a share of the internet :)
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Location based social media like FourSquare has some merit. However because Facebook is full of ,er , differently enabled people you end up with frap like what you have posted.
 
If you've been in the ward for 48hrs (like I was with the mrs, when she had our baby) you'll be so delirious that you will post anything haha

It's the people that revolve around "ooo can't wait for drinks on the weekend111!!11oneneleven" then post "omg hung over. Never drinking again ah ma gawd" the next day that grind my gears :mad:
 
EVH said:
If you've been in the ward for 48hrs (like I was with the mrs, when she had our baby) you'll be so delirious that you will post anything haha

It's the people that revolve around "ooo can't wait for drinks on the weekend111!!11oneneleven" then post "omg hung over. Never drinking again ah ma gawd" the next day that grind my gears :mad:
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I've started removing folks who do this, pointless, irritating and repetitive.
 
One of my recent status updates, which received a large amount of interest, was this picture of my dinner :D
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I just hide all posts for someone who posts constant pics/status updates regularly really ****es me off.

I posted a picture of my recently arrived Leeds Festival tickets and that got a fair amount of likes and comments :D But they were all girls hmmm.... :p
 
EVH said:
It's the people that revolve around "ooo can't wait for drinks on the weekend111!!11oneneleven" then post "omg hung over. Never drinking again ah ma gawd" the next day that grind my gears :mad:
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This

Also stuff like "boreddddd.com :(:(" or when people use the word 'messy'

"wooops jst had cheekky jager bom! 2nites goin 2 get messssyyyyyy!"
 
WillyNelson said:
One of my recent status updates, which received a large amount of interest, was this picture of my dinner :D
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But why the need to post it on the internets?

Just eat it...Is it that your life is so boring you want reassurance all the time?

TBH why don't you post this

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