Bug Identification Please!!!

That's Tim he's just there filming a fly on the wall documentary but it seems he's in the wrong place if I've told him once I've told him a thousand times Windows are not walls! :p
 
It's a flightless poo fly. A genetic experiment that went wrong. They like to live on ****

Says a lot about your house if you have a 100.
 
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Candiru...
These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitise the human urethra; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century,[1] the first documented case of the removal of a candiru from a human urethra did not occur until 1997, and even that incident has remained a matter of controversy. ;)
 
That is the rare lesser nosed brain eating dozer fly from Albania. When it becomes preggers it will look for a human nostril to crawl up so it can lay its eggs. Once the larvae hatch mmm delicious brains.

There's 100's in your house you say?
 
If you can get a picture from the topside it would be a lot easier, buts its definitely some species of fly, need to know what markings it has on its abdomen / wings to really be able to tell

Apologies for the slightly on topic answer haha
 
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