Bus stop chat up lines

jump up on the bench in the bus stop and slap her with your wang a few times :) :)

or wee on her
 
mate, your problems have started already. you are already paranoid about her because she's "hawt", for all you know she could be a total sausage. act how you'd meet somebody female who you aren't attracted to in the slightest, ie. comfortable. Just try to pretend you don't give a monkies if she doesn't like you when you first meet her because as far as she's concerned this is just some random guy she's havin a converstation with at the bus stop and it's not entering her head whether you're loving material yet.

B@Th*nG
 
"Hey" (Smile/Keep eye contact/Hold yourself upright)

If shes normal she will reply "Hi"

Then ask her as if you haven't noticed her before "do you catch this bus often becuase i always find bus's are late but this 1 takes forever"

She will reply some blah blah stuff about bus's always being late

Then you go from there being upbeat, joking and smiling - dont talk about depressing things - move away from bus chit chat
 
sormicoft said:
or wee on her
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Might be onto something here.

Walk up to her, get your tackle out and start weeing on her. When she asks 'Just what the !@* do you think you're doing?!" you calmly reply "Sorry, but I just thought you looked rather hot today and am trying to cool you down a little". Then look all apologetic and say "damn, but now you're totally soaked! Must get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a chill." You then offer her your hand - the same one you held your mini-me with, if you like - and say "Hi, I'm _____ by the way."
 
And while you're doing this, don't get into the mindset that you're doing this to pull her. You're going to have a positive (and playful!) interaction and see where it leads. Don't go into interview mode though - "Where are you from?", "What do you do?" too many of those questions are just boring.
 
TheTross said:
Walk up to her, get your tackle out and start weeing on her. When she asks 'Just what the !@* do you think you're doing?!" you calmly reply "Sorry, but I just thought you looked rather hot today and am trying to cool you down a little". Then look all apologetic and say "damn, but now you're totally soaked! Must get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a chill." You then offer her your hand - the same one you held your mini-me with, if you like - and say "Hi, I'm _____ by the way."
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Genious, absolutely fantastic.
 
Put your hands down your trousers and grab a handfull of pubes. Now whilst she isn't looking, sprinkle them on her head. Now go in and save her from the tramp that just did it and ran away.

Thats gotta work! :D
 
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"Morning, nice to see your pretty face again! *insert smile here*, how are you doing today?"

Simple, doesn't make you look like a complete pervert, effective.

Wtf is all this obsession in this thread of weeing on someone? Do you all have some weird group fetish? Are the OCUK meets really poorly disguised golden shower parties or something?
 
Id just say morning and little things like that everyday you see her at the bus stop.

And you will find as time goes on you will get more Chatty .
 
its coming near home time if your at work so we want a report on how it went, and weeing on her isnt such a good idea.
 
check for ring on finger

wrt "Hi my name is..."
- be prepared for the reply "err... ok, thanks for telling me"



(dont mean to be negative, just being realistic :p )
 
Yeah i will give you lot an update, i won't be wee'ing on her though so am afraid their will be no update on this.

She gets on it most days, but not all days so may not be today.

I like this one:

"Put your hands down your trousers and grab a handfull of pubes. Now whilst she isn't looking, sprinkle them on her head. Now go in and save her from the tramp that just did it and ran away.

Thats gotta work! "

I'm sure that would work, but think again i will give this one a miss i am afraid :P

Cheers for the input
 
Don't pounce on her like a desperate love starved monkey :p Say 'Morning', 'Hello' on a few occasions, then if you feel she is friendly enough towards you: move on from just hello. Introduce yourself, ask her if she might like to get a coffee/drink sometime. If she is interested and likes the look of you she will say yes, if she doesn't... it won't matter what clever line or cheeky smile you come up with. This is of course assuming once you get talking it turns out that you actually like her ;)
 
Spacky said:
Ask her if she rides the 69.

Ask her where you need to put the ticket to then ride her.

Take some frozen peas for that cheek after as well :D
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lol @ 69 - knew someone had said it :D

'Hey baby, forget riding the bus and step up to an Aston Martin'
 
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