Bus stop chat up lines

TheTross said:
Might be onto something here.

Walk up to her, get your tackle out and start weeing on her. When she asks 'Just what the !@* do you think you're doing?!" you calmly reply "Sorry, but I just thought you looked rather hot today and am trying to cool you down a little". Then look all apologetic and say "damn, but now you're totally soaked! Must get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a chill." You then offer her your hand - the same one you held your mini-me with, if you like - and say "Hi, I'm _____ by the way."
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Then giggle for 10 minutes. When she asks why you're laughing, tell her, "by holding my hand you have effectively touched my penis, so you may aswell do it again".

Works every time. :rolleyes:
 
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djsmiley22 said:
Yeah this is her, what ya think?

I think she is a stunner tbh.

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I would'nt let her know that you posted her pic on the web though for all to see, she might go ape. :D
 
If shes amazingly hot, then unless your hot, or at least decentish looking you dont stand a chance.. Hotties only consider rich average/minging guys.

So ask yourself this, are you good looking? Have hot girls been with you before, have hot girls told you, you're attractive.

If not, id say hello anyway but only after a new friend
 
I was in this situation all of last year and never ended up going to talk the the woman in question, wish I had have done now.

Might be tempted to go back again once college starts again and see if she is there this year even though I will have no reason to be there, well apart from her ofcourse.
 
zain said:
lol @ 69 - knew someone had said it :D

'Hey baby, forget riding the bus and step up to an Aston Martin'
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I had the joy of riding the 69 quite often last year :D Sounds no better each time I say it.
 
Ok you may think im mad, but there are things out there, websites too that can help you guys/ this guy etc etc.

http://attraction-chronicles.blogspot.com/2006/08/watch-seduction-school-episode-video.html

Most of what people have said is absolute rubbish.

watch this, it holds the very fundementals on how to appraoch people, how to make people relaxed around you, and how to talk to people with opened questions so they reply rather than just listen quietly.

Watch and learn.
 
Just smile at her, wait for a response/smile back and say, long day?

Then proceed to ask her where she works, how long she's been there, etc. Try to find something you have in common and talk about it.

You then need to follow on eventually (maybe after a few days) to say, How would you like to go for a drink after work one day to wind down, instead of getting straight onto the bus...?

Go with the flow, leave your chappy in for the first talk though ;)
 
cant u sneak us a few pictures of the subject from your mobile?


prehaps a few upskirts :D ;)

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I definately think that freefallers idea is by far the best. I think she'd be a bit taken back by someone jus coming up to her and talking about the public transport system of the country.

You need to start just with "hi" and honestly, it'll write itself if she says it back to you. Slowly (2 weeks) you'll get talking, swap numbers etc. You need to get a positive response from her, or a good smile from her to proceed.

Why oh why is it only now i'm with someone that i can see the simplicity of chatting up! :p

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iCraig said:
Crouching pervert hidden camera.
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And LOL.
 
Get a mate, buy him a cap, and make him throw an egg at her. Then chase him round the corner, give him a pat on the back, take back your cap to her and walk back round apologising for the idiocy of humanity (the irony).

Also make sure you have a clean hankie and start wiping the egg off her, hey at least youll get to touch her ;) She will feel like a tramp and will go for anything.

Don't thank me just whenever your doing that take a picture up her skirt and post it back here with a report. Good luck :p
 
Burly said:
Get a mate, buy him a cap, and make him throw an egg at her. Then chase him round the corner, give him a pat on the back, take back your cap to her and walk back round apologising for the idiocy of humanity (the irony).

Also make sure you have a clean hankie and start wiping the egg off her, hey at least youll get to touch her ;) She will feel like a tramp and will go for anything.

Don't thank me just whenever your doing that take a picture up her skirt and post it back here with a report. Good luck :p
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No1 taking any notice of what i said?

He hes ugly he dont stand a chance with a hot girl FULL STOP
 
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