Bus stop chat up lines

iCraig said:
Just walk over with your johnson hanging out and then start crying.

or

''These buses take a while to come, bit like me.''
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Lmao, please try this one. Just see how she reacts. Maybe she'll take it as an invitation for her.
 
True i am a proffesional flirt.
An attractive women should feel desired and appreciated without feeling stalked or uncomfortable.
If you have a nice cheeky grin going on you can get away with loads of mistakes until you hit on that line that hooks them.
Amusing a women is a sure way of getting there attention. Holding that attention is a sure fire way into there undergarments :p


Legs it. :D
 
Spacky said:
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Hawt enough for you?
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well, i did kinda mean pics of the lady person but ya know
 
If you see her every day she should recognise you by now, have you had eye contact with her? If so then she has probably noticed you so maybe say "good morning" to her and maybe leave it at that and see how she responds. Then the next day if she smiles and says "morning" without initiating anything then at least you have an even field and you have some feedback.

You could just dive in there, but it might make her feel awkward and would mean it would screw you up for taking that same bus every day ;)
 
Hi, my name is.....
I posted on an internet forum for a chat up line to initiate a conversation with you but I didn't get any decent replies....
 
Freefaller said:
If you see her every day she should recognise you by now, have you had eye contact with her? If so then she has probably noticed you so maybe say "good morning" to her and maybe leave it at that and see how she responds. Then the next day if she smiles and says "morning" without initiating anything then at least you have an even field and you have some feedback.

You could just dive in there, but it might make her feel awkward and would mean it would screw you up for taking that same bus every day ;)
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Yeah good point, she doesn't get on my bus though, gets on one at the stop next to mine.
 
iCraig said:
Just walk over with your johnson hanging out and then start crying.

or

''These buses take a while to come, bit like me.''
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LOL. genius.

Seriously though, as Freefallers says, start off with a simple "hi" or "morning" and take it from there. Convosation should develop naturally from there.
 
shifty_uk said:
You never know, she might be over at some other forum posintg the same question. Wouldn't that be nice...
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or she might be posting "theres some creepy guy who keeps staring me out at the bus stop every morning, wheres the best place to buy a can of mace"

:D
 
shifty_uk said:
You never know, she might be over at some other forum posintg the same question. Wouldn't that be nice...
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But in the context of "This guy walked over to me and started crying with his johnson dangling, the problem is I have to catch this bus every morning...what should I do...oh plus I am 15 friday and need to get home"

:D
 
Seriously though, do you use double deckers??? Well, just make sure you are behind her when she gets on the bus and then tell her that the weirdos sit down stairs. Then follow her up the stairs and whilst she does, get an sneaky couple of upskirt pics and post them back here! ;)
 
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