Bus stop chat up lines

[Oakesy2001uk]

If you see her every day she should recognise you by now, have you had eye contact with her? If so then she has probably noticed you so maybe say "good morning" to her and maybe leave it at that and see how she responds. Then the next day if she smiles and says "morning" without initiating anything then at least you have an even field and you have some feedback.

You could just dive in there, but it might make her feel awkward and would mean it would screw you up for taking that same bus every day

too long winded, just walk over, say hi and introduce yourself, anything other than a funny look and your at least part way in. you have nothing to loose, now stop being a baby!

If you two go on to get married I want money!

 

[Gaygle]

What you should do, is next time you see her on on the bus; creep up behind her and plonk your wang on her shoulder. When she turns around, make sure you're dribbling and half-way to a fit. Then say in your best **** impression: "I like you." while stroking her hair before dropping to the floor and squeeling that a raped pig. If you really want to incorporate the urinating, you can wet yourself while you're squeeling on the floor.

Guaranteed to pull.

LMAO i was on the phone to a customer services and read that and just burst out laughing. The woman was like "WTF". ohhhh THIS is why i love GD.

 

[Hilly]

The egg idea is best, breaks the ice

Would also break her teeth if it hit her in the mouth !

 

[FerretBoy]

Anyway, just smile and let her chat you up

This is even more likely if you have a killer hangover, seems women can sense it and break into the most boring monologs imaginable (actually no man can imagine anything that boring so they are unimaginably boring).

 

[Cybermyk]

Learn Poi and show off your skills at the bus stop

 

[DarkShadow]

Just walk over with your johnson hanging out and then start crying.

or

''These buses take a while to come, bit like me.''

snip

Hawt enough for you?

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[Stripe]

Don't build her up, just some girl - but omg don't say hi to a pretty girl, you needto say something special.

Gah.

yarr!

nah, i just meant that if you build one girl up too much you over think things and there's more chance of messing it up.

pretty girls will have had loads of guys come up to them and say generic boring things. i just think it's wise to stand out from them in some way and say something (anything!) that puts you straight into a conversation on a non-boring topic. you want to connect with her in some way.

i don't see why a girl being nothing special (in the scheme of things) means that you have to approach her in a way that is nothing special. that, for me, would be the last thing you'd want to do (well, except most of the suggestions involving urine/genitalia)

 

[djsmiley22]

well

I got a lift home last night from someone at work, so no chance.

Today i am geared up and raring to go so should have some news for you guys tomorrow.

I am just going to say hi and start it from their.
She has held eye contact with me a few things so that's a good start.

Wish me luck

 

[jezsoup]

Very few girls would get in a car with a total stranger.

ahh so true unless, like Fox, you have a Mondeo!!!

 

[Andelusion]

I got a lift home last night from someone at work, so no chance.

Today i am geared up and raring to go so should have some news for you guys tomorrow.

I am just going to say hi and start it from their.
She has held eye contact with me a few things so that's a good start.

Wish me luck

Good luck

 

[Spacky]

So because he doesn't have a car he's best being single?

I can't ever drive, so should I have tried to stay single all my life?

Bless, there was irony and sarcasm in my original post, apologies if you missed it.

 

[djsmiley22]

"things" i meant "times", no idea why i wrote that.

Cheers

I could attach a camera to my sock pointing upwards, and put my leg next to hers, then could get some nice photos for you guys

 

[Exentia]

"things" i meant "times", no idea why i wrote that.

Cheers

I could attach a camera to my sock pointing upwards, and put my leg next to hers, then could get some nice photos for you guys

I did that once though I had a gash in my boot they were expensive boots so was quite worried.

 

[sam83uk]

Theres a small possibility shes registered at ocuk forums and is thinking "is this me"

 

[ElRazur]

Can anyone think of any funny bus stop chitta chatta opening sentences i could use, but not something that will make me sound like an idiot or that i am coming on to her as a lot of people at the bus station will be able to hear what i say.

Cheers

Hey, wassup girl? Im **insert your name** young, white, famous, and god's gift to you! How about you tell me your name to break the ice? (if she falls for it then proceed) ....Look im gonna be honest with you, i dont know what to say to you right now because your beauty is mesmerising....how about we swap numbers and i will speak to you later (hopefully the bus will be there to save the day as you say that)

Above chat up line may not work.

 

[shifty_uk]

I knew it! I just knew it!

What took you so long El?

 

[djsmiley22]

(hopefully the bus will be there to save the day as you say that)

Above chat up line may not work.

In my case, the bus would then be 30 minutes late after saying that

Tbh, i really don't think she will be a member of these forums, if so, im in for a real big shock

 

[gr1mey]

if so, tell her about your new Intel C2D Conroe system thats watercooled and overclocked to 4ghz...

then just watch her knickers fall to the floor

 

[ElRazur]

I knew it! I just knew it!

What took you so long El?

lol....

Just saw the thread now.

 

[ElRazur]

if so, tell her about your new Intel C2D Conroe system thats watercooled and overclocked to 4ghz...

then just watch her knickers fall to the floor

If only she looks like this