Buying the Mrs a hoover for christmas. Good idea or not?

Yes indeed - a wonderful selfless act it would be on your part. This would avail her hours of therapy that a female needs to remain well adjusted. you should not be shy of throwing in the odd iron or some other household tools. I can say that my own females are endlessly availing themselves of the therapy that ironing provides.
 
Some of the replies in here had me in stitches. I think i'll give the hoover a miss i think, she certainly is the complaining type. Christmas is, after all, the day where fights and arguments can easily break out, and i personally love chrsitmas and don't want that to happen, so i'll go the usual jewellery perfumes, usually crappy womens stuff.
 
my ex once as a joke bought me an asda smartprice iron, and gave it to me before my real presents.

I actually found it hilarious (but only becase I knew it wasnt my actual present!)
 
My dad got my mum a vacuums cleaner for Xmas once, that was bad enough. However, a few days later he got his old chemistry kit out from when he was a boy and demonstrated to me how to make artificial snow. Inside. It was quite effective in filling the entire house with white powder. That was already bring my mum to breaking point. Realizing he probably won't have sex until next Christmas he utters the most profoundly stupid comments I have ever heard, something along the lines of "at least you have a nice new Hoover to clean it up with" .....

My mum was speechless, broke down in tears, grabbed the car keys and disappeared for 6 hours. We were minutes away from calling the police when she entered the front door flustered and red eyed.

I believe that was the last time my Dad ever had sex.
 
D.P. said:
My dad got my mum a vacuums cleaner for Xmas once, that was bad enough. However, a few days later he got his old chemistry kit out from when he was a boy and demonstrated to me how to make artificial snow. Inside. It was quite effective in filling the entire house with white powder. That was already bring my mum to breaking point. Realizing he probably won't have sex until next Christmas he utters the most profoundly stupid comments I have ever heard, something along the lines of "at least you have a nice new Hoover to clean it up with" .....

My mum was speechless, broke down in tears, grabbed the car keys and disappeared for 6 hours. We were minutes away from calling the police when she entered the front door flustered and red eyed.

I believe that was the last time my Dad ever had sex.
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Chemistry set... white powder....

are you sure "snow" wasn't a euphemism?
 
D.P. said:
My dad got my mum a vacuums cleaner for Xmas once, that was bad enough. However, a few days later he got his old chemistry kit out from when he was a boy and demonstrated to me how to make artificial snow. Inside. It was quite effective in filling the entire house with white powder. That was already bring my mum to breaking point. Realizing he probably won't have sex until next Christmas he utters the most profoundly stupid comments I have ever heard, something along the lines of "at least you have a nice new Hoover to clean it up with" .....

My mum was speechless, broke down in tears, grabbed the car keys and disappeared for 6 hours. We were minutes away from calling the police when she entered the front door flustered and red eyed.

I believe that was the last time my Dad ever had sex.
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Lol! cracked me up xD
 
If you do buy her a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas, then at least you will have something to pick up the pieces of your relationship once it falls to bits! :)

I know, poor show....lol.

On a serious note, unless she has asked specifically for a new vacuum, I would go with no.
 
Lethagized said:
She uses a cheap £40 hoover at the moment but uses it on an almost daily basis. It's noisy and it does my head in. After using my moms miele cat & dog hoover yesterday i was stunned at how quiet yet powerful it was. Is it a good idea to buy her a hoover for christmas (specifically the miele) :D Would you dare do it?
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If YOU like the Miele so much and the "£40" hoover bothers YOU so much, why not ask HER to buy YOU one for Christmas?
 
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