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CAN YOU BUY A MONKEY???

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bloodline76, 16 May 2006.

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  1. bloodline76

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    I would like to know if it is possible to buy a monkey for a pet. If so where would you get one?

    Does it come with little clothes too?
     
  2. Otacon

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    NO NEED TO SHOUT.

    Why the hell would it come with clothes? What outfits would you expect?
     
  3. Piggymon

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    LMFAO !! .. I don't know why but I'm getting the image of a monkey coming with pre packed little clothes like a barbie doll ... HAHAHAHAHA !!
     
  4. Grad

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    Lay off the drugs son :(
     
  5. Slinwagh

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    Don't forget the PG Tips.......
     
  6. da_mic_1530

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    think it will come in them packs that you can never get it out of, plastic tied round its hands at every possible point etc

    comes with a monkey car and all sorts


    on a serious note, my mate wanted a monkey, he found one for £6000 so good luck
     
  7. basmic

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    It's times like these, I wonder if some OcUK members have actually walked out their front doors.
     
  8. DannyDan

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    People used to own pet monkeys but I think it's illegal now
     
  9. spirit

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    we been smoking up today?

    [​IMG]

    or considering a new profession :D
     
  10. Nismo

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    This one fell out of a first floor window I think :/

    Oooook
     
  11. Wryel

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    If you give me 6 grand I'll be your monkey!
     
  12. AJUK

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    Much rofleness. :D

    True.
     
  13. daz

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    I think you can get something like a marmoset for about £500 or so. Not that they make good pets at all...
     
  14. SexyBetty

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    I cant figure out if this is a joke or not :/
     
  15. iCraig

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    PRAY

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  16. leaskovski

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    LOL! WTF...

    [​IMG]
     
  17. basmic

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    I would suspect their mother dropped them, head first.
     
  18. Zip

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    Why buy a monkey when/if you can buy an Aye Aye :D
     
  19. Exentia

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    Dont OcUK own a monkey? :confused: Im sure a meet ended up in sponsoring a monkey :p
     
  20. MookJong

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    They were chimps though :p

    I wan't an little evil monkey like the one in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
     
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