Caption Competition

manor · 10 Mar 2006 at 17:23

Jimmy the wolf boy had forgotten how much of an easy target he was while in human form.

Belmit · 10 Mar 2006 at 17:29

The fact that the cubicle didn't have a door was the least of Charlie's worries right now.

Pumpkinstew · 10 Mar 2006 at 17:43

"Nice opposable thumbs, but you ain't winning no sled race, ape"

manveruppd · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:54

"Pavlovian conditioning is shown to work on humans when boy continues to munch on Big Mac while having his leg chewed off!"

OR

"If Billy was going to prove himself the pack's alpha male, he would make them fight for his burger..."

OR

"Attempts to reintegrate Moglee into human society were having mixed results: he had learned to eat burgers rather than raw deer carcass, but would still hump the trainer's leg every time he was let out of the kennel."

OR

"As shown by our test subjects our new dog food is virtually indistunguishable in taste and texture from your typical major fast food franchise burger meat!"

Tru · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:56

manor said:
Jimmy the wolf boy had forgotten how much of an easy target he was while in human form.

manor=winor.

manor · 13 Mar 2006 at 14:02

Tru said:
manor=winor.

YAY

Here ya go;

alexakasloth · 13 Mar 2006 at 14:40

Guy: I think you will find this is a more than appropriate proposition
Woman: Oh my, I didn't know sailors swung both ways ohhhh

I realise he is probably in the airforce.

fatiain · 13 Mar 2006 at 14:49

Here's your typing certificate love. Don't touch anything else in the office apart from the kettle.

Belmit · 13 Mar 2006 at 15:41

Ah, thankyou for typing that up Miss Turnbull. Whose death certificate is it you say? If you just turn your head a little, all will become clear...

cleanbluesky · 13 Mar 2006 at 15:59

Scrawled in pen-ink at the bottom of the certificate she had earned was the phrase "Backdoor Beauty?" and suddenly the intention of his overt smile became horribly clear...

Kerplunk · 13 Mar 2006 at 16:01

Edit: Wasnt that funny.

manor · 14 Mar 2006 at 12:16

cleanbluesky said:
Scrawled in pen-ink at the bottom of the certificate she had earned was the phrase "Backdoor Beauty?" and suddenly the intention of his overt smile became horribly clear...

Winner

Mr Cleanbluesky, take it away.

ps - try and find a funnier picture than my feeble attempt.

Belmit · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:09

Are we still doing this? I'm currently bored and have an itchy caption finger.

Supercow · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:17

Ill start the ball rolling then again

cleanbluesky · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:20

Belmit said:
Are we still doing this? I'm currently bored and have an itchy caption finger.

Yeah, didn't realise I had won... may have to wait another day but I will post a picture (unless someone else wants to step-in in the meanwhile, i dont mind)

kitten_caboodle · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:21

sup3rc0w said:
Ill start the ball rolling then again

Calamity ensued when the 'new balls please' cry was horribly misunderstood.

or...

The claims that Leyton Hewitt(?) couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a tennis racket were about to be laid to rest.

Supercow · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:22

kitten_caboodle said:
Calamity ensued when the 'new balls please' cry was horribly misunderstood.

lmao !!

Zip · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:23

sup3rc0w said:

The very first "COME ON!!!" of Hewitts career

manveruppd · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:25

Damn you! Too fast for me!

sup3rc0w said:

"Being a Wimbledon ball-kid was hard work, but Geoffrey preferred it to what the teachers did to him in Jesuit School..."

Seriously, why don't we turn this into a weekly rather than 24hr thing? It'll give our resident comedy geniuses more time to flex their caption-muscles, and the winner can get a good 24hrs to find a new pic without breaking the flow of the thread.

Belmit · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:26

Fifty years later, the root of Henman's crippling bowel problems were properly diagnosed, and Hewitt got his lucky racquet back.

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