Caption Competition

manveruppd · 1 Nov 2005 at 23:16

Tru said:
And anyway, who takes 24 hours to come up with a caption?

Hey I may be a layabout but some people only check the forums once a day!

[quote-JohnnyG]As rigor mortis sets in, Best Mate is shipped for taxidermy.[/quote]
I rest my case!

Killerkebab · 1 Nov 2005 at 23:26

It amazed the officer and petrified little Johnny that the homosexual stranger would make a move on him.

Anim · 2 Nov 2005 at 00:18

NonOfTheAbove said:

Air Marshal Fowler looked on in disgust as Jack 'Feeler' Miggins prepped the new recruit for takeoff.

JohnnyG · 2 Nov 2005 at 11:46

Jack returned his 'Blow Up Companion' to the store complaining of a blockage in it's right hand.

NonOfTheAbove · 2 Nov 2005 at 17:57

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Tramp: "See that Corpse of the floor? I want you to **** it."

WINNER = Le_Petit_Lapin

(narrowly beating Belmit's Oldman observation)

NonOfTheAbove · 3 Nov 2005 at 09:14

12hrs after notification of win ... does it pass to second place to post piccy now?

If so, Belmit's Oldman was silver.

Belmit · 3 Nov 2005 at 09:22

Okey doke...

Martynt74 · 3 Nov 2005 at 09:39

"Shush if we act innocent they might not notice we ran over their dog"

Spacky · 3 Nov 2005 at 09:53

Belmit said:
Okey doke...

"As the Jacskon trial heats up lawyers investigate his private jet"

"Transport and General Workers Union investigate claims by Gate Gourmet of cheap labour throughout the airport"

Rotty · 3 Nov 2005 at 10:05

Belmit said:
Okey doke...

1. the size of the new A380 was a shock even to the pilots

2. those ears are going to play havoc with the aerodynamics

3. the young chavs around heathrow eventually got bored with nicking cars

4. here Billy that new steward was right about you , nice arse :eek:

5. do you reckon the passengers will enjoy dairylea lunchables for their in flight meal

Tru · 3 Nov 2005 at 10:14

Hypersonic jet reverses aging process.

JohnnyG · 3 Nov 2005 at 10:28

Sun reporters breach Heathrow security again.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Nov 2005 at 10:44

Belmit said:

Easyjet. Keeping the cost of flying down.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Nov 2005 at 10:45

Belmit said:

.....and then, Louise the Stewardess finds out the real reason behind a particularly bumpy landing.

manveruppd · 3 Nov 2005 at 10:49

The Captain couldn't help cracking a smile when he saw his co-pilot had wet his pants again during that last stretch of turbulence.

Mafioso · 3 Nov 2005 at 10:50

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Matt-Page · 3 Nov 2005 at 12:20

Thinking - "The air stewardess below my seat is giving me a cracking $%& job, my brother can't keep his eyes off her either, oh my god she is taking her shirt off! Quick smile and act innocent!" :eek:

Tru · 3 Nov 2005 at 12:24

Romeo and Brooklyn were delighted, despite having to share their new toy.

NonOfTheAbove · 3 Nov 2005 at 15:42

1. We were so high we forgot which was the pointy end.

2. Does this purple handset turn the auto-pilot on or off? I've hit it three times now & kinda lost track.

3. This is a hijack - next stop the ball pool at Toys-R-Us.

Tru · 3 Nov 2005 at 15:56

The recovered cockpit photo, taken one second before impact, reveals the shocking truth of 9-11.

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