Caption Competition

Shoseki · 3 Nov 2005 at 16:02

Belmit said:
Okey doke...

Look at all these shiny buttons? What does this red one do?

*Flight BA1714 you are not cleared for take off. Please taxi off the runway immediately!*

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Nov 2005 at 16:03

Lol..not really a caption, but I was just thinking.....

if Micheal Jackson saw this thread and posted here, his caption would be:

"I'd hit it"

Belmit · 3 Nov 2005 at 16:08

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
"I'd hit it"

"...in the cockpit."

Anywho, are we done with this one? There's at least three that stood out I'll have to choose from.

Martynt74 · 3 Nov 2005 at 16:11

Aye go fer it, we need some fresh captionisious fun

Belmit · 3 Nov 2005 at 16:20

OK, the three I liked best were:

Spacky - "As the Jackson trial heats up lawyers investigate his private jet"

Rotty - "The size of the new A380 was a shock even to the pilots"

Tru - "Hypersonic jet reverses aging process."

But I think Rotty pips it. The idea of even the uniforms being oversized to match the plane made me chuckle a lot.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Nov 2005 at 16:57

Belmit said:
"...in the cockpit."

Anywho, are we done with this one? There's at least three that stood out I'll have to choose from.

Aww man.....please fix your quote of what I said....You're making me look like a dirty child fiddler.

NonOfTheAbove · 3 Nov 2005 at 17:12

I know this ones done but had to get this of my chest :

LOST spoiler : cause of crash of flight318 finally revealed

Von Smallhausen · 3 Nov 2005 at 17:14

Belmit said:
Okey doke...

35,000 over the Atlantic on his Prime Ministerial flight, Tony Blair walked into the cockpit to regret Gordon Brown's recommendation of pilots.

Digital Punk · 3 Nov 2005 at 17:28

Belmit said:
Okey doke...

Virgin Airways began to take their name a little to literally.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Nov 2005 at 17:32

Ignore the kids.

Do you see those two handles above the windshield?

Thats for the stewardess to hold on to when the captain needs a little light relief at 35,000ft.

Rotty · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:21

So it's my turn is it

I'm really going to regret this but here goes

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:26

Rotty said:

Lost: Football Hooligan ******. If found please return to England.

Edit: Oh ****, it not you is it? Whoops & apologies if it is.

Mafioso · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:29

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Lost: Football Hooligan ******. If found please return to England.

Edit: Oh ****, it not you is it? Whoops & apologies if it is.

File name gives a hint

Enfield · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:36

"Shhh, be quiet, listen to this....*parp*"

Richdog · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:36

Hmm not a great pic for catchphrases but...

"Rotty wasn't about to fall for the old 'there's a rainbow coloured jeep behind you' trick again."

Poor I know...

Tru · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:38

Rotty said:
So it's my turn is it

I'm really going to regret this but here goes

Steve McFadden takes a break during filming of the 'EastEnders does Vegas' Christmas special.

or

Rotty in Sub-£1500 watch shocker!

Well it looks cheap from here

Oresa · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:41

Rotty loved his new shorts, but wished he'd been able to find somewhere more comfortable to stash the flagpole...

Von Smallhausen · 3 Nov 2005 at 18:45

Rotty said:
I'm really going to regret this but here goes

With a look of undoubted disappointment, Rotty was baffled why he was rejected by MI6 on the grounds of undercover unsuitability.

Rotty · 3 Nov 2005 at 19:04

Tru said:
Rotty in Sub-£1500 watch shocker!

Well it looks cheap from here

it was £1800

so yes cheap

NonOfTheAbove · 3 Nov 2005 at 19:10

"More to the left, no your left, a little more, more, one more ..."

Arggggggggggggh

splosh

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