Caption Competition

gord · 20 Nov 2005 at 12:37

Fears amidst newly discovered effects of BirdFlu.

m3csl2004 · 20 Nov 2005 at 12:42

the morning after the police christmas party....

new terrorist traning camp sitghted - was gonna go with that be its a bit close t o the bone

JohnnyG · 20 Nov 2005 at 13:32

Police helmets.

Digital Punk · 20 Nov 2005 at 13:56

Von Smallhausen said:

The response time of the local constabulary was considered to be "A load of bollards" by most people.

Balders · 20 Nov 2005 at 17:24

Police berated for "we'll accept anyone into the force, regardless of colour, crede, or concrete content level" recruitment policy.

Vertigo · 20 Nov 2005 at 17:36

As Prince Charles inspected the officers on parade, he started to wonder about the passing resemblance his new wife bore to Medusa.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 20 Nov 2005 at 17:51

Von Smallhausen said:

The police undercover unit hadn't quite got their disguise perfected yet.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 20 Nov 2005 at 18:23

Von Smallhausen said:

Britains new Police force, no need to fear it, its 'armless.

Killerkebab · 20 Nov 2005 at 19:00

Based on the idea of a scarecrow, the scareterrorist hadn't impressed.

Von Smallhausen · 20 Nov 2005 at 19:04

Cybermyk said:
The government today denied police manning levels were rigged, Prime Minister Tony Blair claimed 'we've done a fair and honest headcount and what's more they are all pillars of society'

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Over to you matey ! Cybermyk has the lead.

Cybermyk · 20 Nov 2005 at 19:11

Cheers Bud. I'm at work so I'm limited but...

JohnnyG · 20 Nov 2005 at 19:20

Ben's grimm eczema condition was causing even his friends to ignore him.

Belmit · 20 Nov 2005 at 19:35

As Dave got that horrible sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach, the truth slowly dawned that nowhere on the invitation had it said 'fancy dress'.

Balders · 20 Nov 2005 at 20:06

It was slowly dawning on Captain Hornblower that this particular mutiny would involve less crew but be none the less fantastic...

Von Smallhausen · 20 Nov 2005 at 20:07

Cloning experts indicted for experimenting with human and dog turd DNA.

Digital Punk · 20 Nov 2005 at 20:24

After seeing what a wuss Ross Kemp really was, the BBC decided to bring in a new EastEnders hardman.
Say hello to Granite Mitchell.

Cybermyk · 20 Nov 2005 at 23:09

Belmit said:
As Dave got that horrible sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach, the truth slowly dawned that nowhere on the invitation had it said 'fancy dress'.

When I first saw the picture I was thinking he looked like a naked Ninja Turtle.

Nice one Belmit, over to you

Belmit · 20 Nov 2005 at 23:34

Brynn · 20 Nov 2005 at 23:37

The borrowers trip to the furniture store was going fine, untill they a friendly dog got a bit too close

Cybermyk · 20 Nov 2005 at 23:47

Piggymon and Desmo had to shop for their new flat in disguise for fear of being recognised by over enthusiastic OcUK forum members.

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