Caption Competition

Von Smallhausen · 20 Nov 2005 at 23:48

Belmit said:

Just before delivery to his Westminster apartment, final checks were done on John Prestcott's made to fit ass tailormade sofa.

Nem · 21 Nov 2005 at 00:11

Bollywood remake of Honey I Shrunk The Kids recieved go-ahead earlier today....

Nick

gord · 21 Nov 2005 at 00:20

Shoplifters foiled! caught on store audio.

"...christ Dave, i told you it wouldnt fit in that bag..."

gord · 21 Nov 2005 at 00:29

Terrorist bring and buy sale entices more customers with the introduction of a new fear: the ICBF.

ICBF: Intercontinental Ballistic Furniture

Tesla · 21 Nov 2005 at 00:49

"Discount for cash?"

ademcg · 21 Nov 2005 at 06:55

Don't worry Rajesh, they always look bigger in the showroom, trust me !

Le_Petit_Lapin · 21 Nov 2005 at 09:36

"No, man, don't try and sniff it."

bandit · 21 Nov 2005 at 10:35

the last time we checked under the cushions, we found a tv, a ford escort and someones grandma...

manor · 21 Nov 2005 at 13:09

Your hearingaid is on the blink again, isn't it frank? I said I wanted a giant soDa with my meal.

Balders · 21 Nov 2005 at 14:43

"It's to go with my new super dooper widescreen telly..."

Belmit · 21 Nov 2005 at 15:46

Nem said:
Bollywood remake of Honey I Shrunk The Kids recieved go-ahead earlier today....

Strong competition, but this one produced the best mental image! Your turn Nem...

Nem · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:11

Woohoo, I won!

Here you go then...

Nick

JohnnyG · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:13

Sniff her dog.

alexakasloth · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:14

America always had the crap end of others opinions.

pug106driver · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:17

Bengy always went straight for the crack

Stan_Lite · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:18

The trainee still hadn't quite got the idea of sniffing out crack.

Stan

atpbx · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:23

"No no NO! for the last time its only the UK dog that has to kiss that"

Cybermyk · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:25

"They have some strange customs overseas"

Brynn · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:47

"The Americans always got the bum end of deals"

VeNT · 21 Nov 2005 at 20:58

Bigstan said:
The trainee still hadn't quite got the idea of sniffing out crack.

Stan

omfg if this does not win!