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Nem said:
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The new attempt at cloning didnt quite go as planned.
 
Nem said:
Woohoo, I won! :)

Here you go then...

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Nick
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Following record profit loses due to the savage competition in the toilet roll market the Andrex puppies have had to seek other means of employment, adapting to their new ‘rolls’ at customs has been harder than expected, identifying the right type of crack still seems to be a problem.
 
American Siamese puppies were shown to the public today. When asked "how does the second dog smell" the owner replied "bl00dy awful".
 
Customs officers were embarrased when showing off their new puppies, trained to detect liquor...someone had used the wrong spell checker and ended up with a licker!

(trying to avoid the obvious "crack" jokes) :P
 
dog (in doggie language off course) doctor doctor, can you help me?!?!
Doctor certainly Mr Pooch, what seems to be the problem?

Dog well it started as a boil on my nose.....

/i'll get my coat :o
 
So the winner, has to be:

Bigstan said:
The trainee still hadn't quite got the idea of sniffing out crack.

Stan :)
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Pure mouthfull of coke on the keyboard moment :D

pug106driver was very close with the same idea, but just not worded quite the same.

So over to Bigstan for the next one...

Nick
 
:eek:

Goodness, I won \o/

Ok, here goes:

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Good luck.

PS: I know it's photochopped but go for it anyway.

Stan :)
 
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After an almighty hock, the shark managed to spit the foul tasting fat bloke straight back into the boat where he belonged...

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On his days off, Clark Kent enjoyed nothing better than flying down to the harbour and taunting the sharks.
 
After researching the least painful ways to commit suicide, Derek decided that drowning was the bes... OH ****!
 
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