Caption Competition

Von Smallhausen · 21 Nov 2005 at 21:33

With Customs dog drug corruption at it's highest ever, Rosie was near to having the kilo of crack cocaine discovered by Fifi.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 21 Nov 2005 at 23:37

Nem said:

The new attempt at cloning didnt quite go as planned.

GSXRMovistar · 22 Nov 2005 at 00:05

Nem said:
Woohoo, I won!

Here you go then...

Nick

Following record profit loses due to the savage competition in the toilet roll market the Andrex puppies have had to seek other means of employment, adapting to their new ‘rolls’ at customs has been harder than expected, identifying the right type of crack still seems to be a problem.

manor · 22 Nov 2005 at 08:21

American Siamese puppies were shown to the public today. When asked "how does the second dog smell" the owner replied "bl00dy awful".

bandit · 22 Nov 2005 at 09:49

Nem said:
Woohoo, I won!

Here you go then...

Nick

when they say the austrailians like it down under, there not kidding

apologies if any australians offended

Balders · 22 Nov 2005 at 09:54

Customs officers were embarrased when showing off their new puppies, trained to detect liquor...someone had used the wrong spell checker and ended up with a licker!

(trying to avoid the obvious "crack" jokes)

bandit · 22 Nov 2005 at 09:58

dog (in doggie language off course) doctor doctor, can you help me?!?!
Doctor certainly Mr Pooch, what seems to be the problem?

Dog well it started as a boil on my nose.....

/i'll get my coat

dod · 22 Nov 2005 at 10:19

If you don't get you're nose out of there I'm going to let the lamb bhuna go

Nem · 22 Nov 2005 at 20:13

So the winner, has to be:

Bigstan said:
The trainee still hadn't quite got the idea of sniffing out crack.

Stan

Pure mouthfull of coke on the keyboard moment

pug106driver was very close with the same idea, but just not worded quite the same.

So over to Bigstan for the next one...

Nick

Stan_Lite · 22 Nov 2005 at 21:33

Goodness, I won \o/

Ok, here goes:

Good luck.

PS: I know it's photochopped but go for it anyway.

Stan

Balders · 22 Nov 2005 at 22:37

After an almighty hock, the shark managed to spit the foul tasting fat bloke straight back into the boat where he belonged...

/edited to add picture to top of page...

fatiain · 22 Nov 2005 at 22:55

"fatiain vs. Great White. Results after this break."

The_TailGunner · 22 Nov 2005 at 23:50

After 14 episodes, the "jaws" films were becoming a little formulaeic...

manor · 23 Nov 2005 at 10:15

On his days off, Clark Kent enjoyed nothing better than flying down to the harbour and taunting the sharks.

Balders · 23 Nov 2005 at 10:58

Contestants were getting harder and harder to come by on the latest edition of "I'm a Celebrity...Get me out of here"...

Belmit · 23 Nov 2005 at 11:08

After researching the least painful ways to commit suicide, Derek decided that drowning was the bes... OH ****!

Duke · 23 Nov 2005 at 11:32

Shark specialist surgeon tests new entry method for performing surgery.

UncleBob · 23 Nov 2005 at 11:45

The UK remake of Lost was not a huge success.

alexakasloth · 23 Nov 2005 at 11:58

Bob did not know that jumping straight into the deep end would be so painful.

pug106driver · 23 Nov 2005 at 13:01

Bigstan said:

The producers of Free Willy 4 wondered where all the extras were going...

Not the best I know, but all i could come up with

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