Caption Competition

[Belmit]

Ok, you lot need to start pulling some corkers out of whatever orifice you can. I really cant give it straight back to Belmit, can I?

It's more fun coming up with captions than it is finding a picture and having to pick between the often excellent entries. If someone else wants to put the pic up I'll accept a moral victory.

 

[Cybermyk]

Having ignored all the warnings. Mary was starting to regret going to the OcUK meet.

 

[Otacon]

Give it straight to Belmit and lets have another black and white 1950s Americana caption...

You see, I tried to find something like that, but the best I could find in the brief time I had to look was:

Didnt think it was as good, though.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Due to dwindling funds, the Royal Shakespeare Company is forced to make snuff plays.

 

[Belmit]

"No Barney, if we're going to pull this job off you have to dance more like a girl. Give me feminine!"

Edit:

"I'm well aware of the correct procedure on how to dismount a horse, now get on stage."

 

[Carlos_S]

Man: Pfff... That's the worst Thunderbirds impression I've ever seen!

 

[Balders]

Even in the 1950's, the OCUK meetups featured some shocking examples of dancing.

 

[Otacon]

LOL, ok, do people prefer the second pic? Or should we just run with them both. Superspecialbonusplus round.

 

[cleanbluesky]

"Ladies, the only thing you need to know about me is that when I find a pair of twins - I get Weird... in the most sexual way possible"

 

[Rich_L]

Dr. Hochfunf contemplates the optimum way of seperating this most unusual pair of conjoined twins.

 

[Balders]

After showing Janet her "double-jointed humdinger" fart, Mary was horrified to see a man had walked into the room.

 

[Belmit]

LOL, ok, do people prefer the second pic? Or should we just run with them both. Superspecialbonusplus round.

I vote for both!

"When I said 'Ladies, stop rehearsals and go and get the fire extinguisher, the blaze is becoming a death-trap inferno', which part wasn't I absolutely crystal clear about?"

 

[Mr_L]

"I distinctly told the escort agency I wanted Olsen twin lookalikes, not dancing cowgirls!"

 

[manor]

Damn - had to edit this since both pics are in this one

"Listen Maria. You'll have to get that leg a lot higher than that if you want to impress the crowds. Suzan get the ping-pong balls and show her what I mean"

"How dare you say we are still living in the 70's"

 

[Belmit]

"Well you're both well-suited to the job, in fact your CVs are identical. Unfortunately Ms. Smith, we're having to go with someone who has total control of their limbs. Don't let the door hit your one good leg on the way out."

 

[Pebbles]

"Listen Maria. You'll have to get that leg a lot higher than that if you want to impress the crowds. Suzan get the ping-pong balls and show her what I mean"

*cries laughing!!!*

 

[Tru]

When Frank saw Mrs Wilkinsons technique, he knew, one day, the Rugby world cup would belong to England.

 

[cleanbluesky]

When a voice inside Tom's head told him to make an impact, he fumbled his words and muttered "I'm going to rape you", at which point the whole social situation broke down.
"I don't mean it literally," he pleaded, but it was too late.

 

[Belmit]

Having used all the budget up in the first series, series 2 of Lost was panned by critics and fans alike.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Having used all the budget up in the first series, series 2 of Lost was panned by critics and fans alike.