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Now bark like a dog.
 
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It was becoming wonderfully clear to Jack why he had insisted on fancy dress for their 'transaction'

Yeah, the last three comments I have made have been sexual - obviously you can guess what happens in my head every time I see twins...
 
"Me....the 13th Duke of Wymbourne, with two girls in cowboy outfits....?"

/paul whitehouse

/edit thx for the correction :)
 
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The sequel to Brokeback Mountain probably wouldn't win an oscar but the box office returns were sure to be stellar.


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"My dears I've something to tell you. I'd always wanted sons, you know. Strong manly boys, who'd grow up and look after the place when I was gone. Then your mother.... well, the dctor said ..I don't recall the medical mumbo jumbo he used..complications or some such. I do so terribly miss her.
Well, with her gone it was simple task to raise you as Geoff and Arnold like we'd always planned."
 
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Ginger woman thinking:"Come on, Denise, you've been waiting for this moment for months. Just reach down and have a feel. Say it was accident. No-one will be any the wiser. Nobody suspects a thing"
 
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Mr. Barnum looked them up and down; conjoined twins would make a fine addition to his travelling show, but the smell of glue had him suspicious of their claim.
 
Sorry, one last go....

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"...The dress down day rules clearly state...NO BLUE JEANS! Just thank your lucky stars Terry Tate isn't in today..."
 
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The new head at the Ministry of Silly Walks realised he had a lot of work to do to bring the Ministry back to its former glory.
 
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[woman on the right to woman on left]: n i was pure riding 'im like this n nat, no? Oh... ****.

[man (boss)]: Hmmmmm, yes. You're sacked.

We have rules on swearing dude.

Otacon
 
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