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When parents keep a child in a cellar, feeding it only fish-heads, Social Services usually intervene, yet in this case they seemed comfortable to ignore it...
Caption Competition
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Oi! Stop posting pictures of my mother-in-law....
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The government's new campaign reminding people to wipe...
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"Yesterday, I was just another gibbed enemy in Quake. Today, I'm a celebrity at OcUK!"
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Or, shamelessly exploiting cbs's inspiration (sorry!cleanbluesky said:
The government's new campaign reminding people to wipe...
):"Squashed bugs on his car windshield were quite common, but this one had Roger suspecting something was not right..."
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Right, that's it. I'm never again using a Mach 3 to shave my head!
It was Sunday night, there were no shops open, and Jeff was hungry. He opened the fridge just a crack..... damn that looked appetising right now.
Fig 5: Pot Noodle stain on white shirt at 100x magnification.
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Good news: We've found a donor for your face transplant.
Bad news: He got the chair.
Bad news: He got the chair.
"The post apocolyptic Japanese flag met with stunned silence as it was unveiled at the Tate Modern today."
or
"The Deomonquitine Patch promises to remove those brain sucking impulses for 16 hours a day leaving you free to ravage only during the 8 hours of darkness."
or
"What the face behind 0906-HONEYZ really looks like"
Apologies for the first one... my intial idea was in even worse taste ;op
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"The Deomonquitine Patch promises to remove those brain sucking impulses for 16 hours a day leaving you free to ravage only during the 8 hours of darkness."
or
"What the face behind 0906-HONEYZ really looks like"
Apologies for the first one... my intial idea was in even worse taste ;op
gord said:
Belmit ripped off gord's cheeky face with the potato peeler and threw it on the floor. Feeling guilty, he put up a 'Caution: Wet floor' cone.
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What apologies? This gets my vote for winner!Beren said:
(or would if this were a democracy
) Surpasses even Belmit's Jesus on pizza ebay line!
manveruppd said:This gets my vote for winner!
My favourite was Pumpkinstew's chocolate one. I had to try and cry silently in the office after reading that one.
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Tom Cruise's obsession with Scientology had lead to some disturbing changes in his appearance
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