Caption Competition

cleanbluesky · 23 Jan 2006 at 12:01

When parents keep a child in a cellar, feeding it only fish-heads, Social Services usually intervene, yet in this case they seemed comfortable to ignore it...

manor · 23 Jan 2006 at 12:06

Oi! Stop posting pictures of my mother-in-law....

cleanbluesky · 23 Jan 2006 at 12:08

The government's new campaign reminding people to wipe...

manveruppd · 23 Jan 2006 at 12:11

"Yesterday, I was just another gibbed enemy in Quake. Today, I'm a celebrity at OcUK!"

manveruppd · 23 Jan 2006 at 12:13

cleanbluesky said:
The government's new campaign reminding people to wipe...

Or, shamelessly exploiting cbs's inspiration (sorry!

):
"Squashed bugs on his car windshield were quite common, but this one had Roger suspecting something was not right..."

Treefrog · 23 Jan 2006 at 12:44

Right, that's it. I'm never again using a Mach 3 to shave my head!

woodsy2k · 23 Jan 2006 at 12:49

^^^ LOL

Belmit · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:20

It was Sunday night, there were no shops open, and Jeff was hungry. He opened the fridge just a crack..... damn that looked appetising right now.

Belmit · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:25

Fig 5: Pot Noodle stain on white shirt at 100x magnification.

gord · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:27

"Belmit realised that by posting as many captions as possible he could eventually take over the caption thread..MUWAAAAAH..grotesque face pulling ensued for several hours"

Mr_L · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:29

Mans face found in BigMac™.

Tru · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:36

Good news: We've found a donor for your face transplant.

Bad news: He got the chair.

Beren · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:36

"The post apocolyptic Japanese flag met with stunned silence as it was unveiled at the Tate Modern today."
or
"The Deomonquitine Patch promises to remove those brain sucking impulses for 16 hours a day leaving you free to ravage only during the 8 hours of darkness."
or
"What the face behind 0906-HONEYZ really looks like"

Apologies for the first one... my intial idea was in even worse taste ;op

Belmit · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:45

gord said:
"Belmit realised that by posting as many captions as possible he could eventually take over the caption thread..MUWAAAAAH..grotesque face pulling ensued for several hours"

Belmit ripped off gord's cheeky face with the potato peeler and threw it on the floor. Feeling guilty, he put up a 'Caution: Wet floor' cone.

gord · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:50

"Gord: We get signal
/Main Screen turn on - 'Belmits face'
Belmit: All your captions are belong to us"

manveruppd · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:50

Beren said:
"The post apocolyptic Japanese flag met with stunned silence as it was unveiled at the Tate Modern today."

What apologies? This gets my vote for winner!

(or would if this were a democracy

) Surpasses even Belmit's Jesus on pizza ebay line!

Belmit · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:55

manveruppd said:
This gets my vote for winner!

My favourite was Pumpkinstew's chocolate one. I had to try and cry silently in the office after reading that one.

cleanbluesky · 23 Jan 2006 at 13:59

Tom Cruise's obsession with Scientology had lead to some disturbing changes in his appearance

Beren · 23 Jan 2006 at 14:02

What apologies? This gets my vote for winner! (or would if this were a democracy) Surpasses even Belmit's Jesus on pizza ebay line!

Uhh because my first thought was something using "the face of Hiroshima" disgusted myself :-(

Just to give this post a point...

"Advertising giant Nivea to be investigated after splicing images into others TV adverts for face cream"

Gaspode · 23 Jan 2006 at 14:08

Shoseki's game of dodgewall never really took off for some reason......

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