Caption Competition

[cleanbluesky]

Shatner: "Bones... I... know we shared... SOMETHING... down... on the planet but ORGASMS... just aren't allowed ON DECK man!"


OR


Masons in Outer Space

 

[manveruppd]

Nice touch on the dramatic... pauses there... cbs!

 

[Treefrog]

"Hara-kiri, origami, what's the difference?"

 

[fatiain]

Food replicator malfunction hits medical staff first.

 

[manor]

"....but lopez said he loved me....."

 

[fatiain]

Doctor McCoy stabbed by invisible dwarf alien

 

[Nix]

1) Shatner's outbursts of pent up sexual frustation were becoming a regular occurance.

2) Stand back! I know how to use it!

3) Guy pushing buttons: Hmm, I wonder what this button does.

 

[fatiain]

Mr Spock gets his mind meld and nerve pinch confused.

 

[Stan_Lite]

Bones was now seriously regretting having had the Klingon curry last night.

Stan

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Without warning DeForest Kelly had one of his 'Hamlet flashbacks'.
Although unsettling the rest of the crew knew the drama would soon be over



or


"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NONE OF THIS IS REAL ??!!?"

or

With an audible twang the girdle gave way

 

[fatiain]

New Alien/Star Trek TOS crossover announced

 

[Whitewater]

Spock: "It's indigestion Jim but not as we know it".

 

[kitten_caboodle]

Spock: "It's indigestion Jim but not as we know it".

Classic

 

[Gilly]

Chicken... bone... stuck. Ugh... some... one... perf... orm... the... Heim... Heim... Heim... Oh sod it... if... you... want... a... job... doing...

 

[Belmit]

"Nooooooo!" screamed Bones as the club flew out of his hand. Bridge mini pitch 'n' putt was just getting too competitive.

 

[Tru]

Kirk: That'll teach you for punching the viewscreen.
Bones: But that Romulan gave me the finger.
Kirk: You should've scowled at him, like I do.
Bones: I just can't do it Captain, I don't have the glower.



*groan*

 

[Gilly]

Coat, taxi, door.

 

[Treefrog]

"Oh stoppit Kelly you bloody drama queen, you do this every time someone else gets an award!"

 

[gord]

<Kirk> "Set phasers to Nurofen Ultra - Designed to target pain - FAST"

/ugh whats better is, thats their actual slogan...

 

[JohnnyG]

'...and if you shrink my trousers in the wash again you'll get another thump.'