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1) Shatner's outbursts of pent up sexual frustation were becoming a regular occurance.

2) Stand back! I know how to use it!

3) Guy pushing buttons: Hmm, I wonder what this button does.
 
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Without warning DeForest Kelly had one of his 'Hamlet flashbacks'.
Although unsettling the rest of the crew knew the drama would soon be over



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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NONE OF THIS IS REAL ??!!?"

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With an audible twang the girdle gave way
 
Chicken... bone... stuck. Ugh... some... one... perf... orm... the... Heim... Heim... Heim... Oh sod it... if... you... want... a... job... doing...
 
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"Nooooooo!" screamed Bones as the club flew out of his hand. Bridge mini pitch 'n' putt was just getting too competitive.
 
Kirk: That'll teach you for punching the viewscreen.
Bones: But that Romulan gave me the finger.
Kirk: You should've scowled at him, like I do.
Bones: I just can't do it Captain, I don't have the glower.



*groan*
 
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<Kirk> "Set phasers to Nurofen Ultra - Designed to target pain - FAST"

/ugh :p whats better is, thats their actual slogan...
 
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