Caption Competition

cleanbluesky · 4 Feb 2006 at 00:54

Shatner: "Bones... I... know we shared... SOMETHING... down... on the planet but ORGASMS... just aren't allowed ON DECK man!"

OR

Masons in Outer Space

manveruppd · 4 Feb 2006 at 01:23

Nice touch on the dramatic... pauses there... cbs!

Treefrog · 4 Feb 2006 at 02:39

"Hara-kiri, origami, what's the difference?"

fatiain · 4 Feb 2006 at 07:19

Food replicator malfunction hits medical staff first.

manor · 4 Feb 2006 at 08:08

"....but lopez said he loved me....."

fatiain · 4 Feb 2006 at 08:13

Doctor McCoy stabbed by invisible dwarf alien

Nix · 4 Feb 2006 at 08:59

1) Shatner's outbursts of pent up sexual frustation were becoming a regular occurance.

2) Stand back! I know how to use it!

3) Guy pushing buttons: Hmm, I wonder what this button does.

fatiain · 4 Feb 2006 at 09:11

Mr Spock gets his mind meld and nerve pinch confused.

Stan_Lite · 4 Feb 2006 at 09:44

Bones was now seriously regretting having had the Klingon curry last night.

Stan

Pumpkinstew · 4 Feb 2006 at 10:14

Without warning DeForest Kelly had one of his 'Hamlet flashbacks'.
Although unsettling the rest of the crew knew the drama would soon be over

or

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NONE OF THIS IS REAL ??!!?"

or

With an audible twang the girdle gave way

fatiain · 4 Feb 2006 at 10:55

New Alien/Star Trek TOS crossover announced

Whitewater · 4 Feb 2006 at 11:20

Spock: "It's indigestion Jim but not as we know it".

kitten_caboodle · 4 Feb 2006 at 11:22

Whitewater said:
Spock: "It's indigestion Jim but not as we know it".

Classic

Gilly · 4 Feb 2006 at 11:25

Chicken... bone... stuck. Ugh... some... one... perf... orm... the... Heim... Heim... Heim... Oh sod it... if... you... want... a... job... doing...

Belmit · 4 Feb 2006 at 11:31

"Nooooooo!" screamed Bones as the club flew out of his hand. Bridge mini pitch 'n' putt was just getting too competitive.

Tru · 4 Feb 2006 at 11:42

Kirk: That'll teach you for punching the viewscreen.
Bones: But that Romulan gave me the finger.
Kirk: You should've scowled at him, like I do.
Bones: I just can't do it Captain, I don't have the glower.

*groan*

Gilly · 4 Feb 2006 at 11:51

Coat, taxi, door.

Treefrog · 4 Feb 2006 at 11:57

"Oh stoppit Kelly you bloody drama queen, you do this every time someone else gets an award!"

gord · 4 Feb 2006 at 12:10

<Kirk> "Set phasers to Nurofen Ultra - Designed to target pain - FAST"

/ugh

whats better is, thats their actual slogan...

JohnnyG · 4 Feb 2006 at 12:11

'...and if you shrink my trousers in the wash again you'll get another thump.'

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