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Stan_Lite · 4 Feb 2006 at 19:30

Director: "I think a little more make-up around the eyes to make you look permanently cross would help your character."

Patrick Stewart: "Make it so, number one."

Stan

Von Smallhausen · 4 Feb 2006 at 19:41

' Oh, and fetch me a pair of Dr Crusher's kex as well ..... ' * CLICK *

|-Chris-| · 4 Feb 2006 at 19:41

David Dickinson: Now thats as cheap as chips!

VeNT · 4 Feb 2006 at 20:13

The Star Trek geek was still oblivious that he had been talking to a wax model of Picard for the last four days.

Von Smallhausen · 4 Feb 2006 at 20:19

|-CC-| said:
David Dickinson: Now thats as cheap as chips!

Cybermyk · 4 Feb 2006 at 20:40

Jean Luc held still and tried not to look fed up as number one crept up to
demonstrate his 'Vulcan nerve pinching the ass out of the alien whilst
wearing a cunning disguise' strategy.

Nix · 5 Feb 2006 at 00:42

"Now if you misbehave on set again, you'll be punished. You know damn well what I can do with these fingers."

manor · 5 Feb 2006 at 12:17

Since I was owned in my last attempt

here's another;

Patrick Stewarts cameo appearance in Eastenders was not what the fans had been expecting. Here we see Dirty Den threatening picard for beaming in to the Queen Vic and scaring his punters.

Cybermyk · 5 Feb 2006 at 12:34

Picard was never the best dancer, but he always got up for the chicken song.

Guru · 5 Feb 2006 at 13:33

He could see picard was perturbed so he tried to lighten the mood with some finger puppets. "See its a bunny Rabbit geez, how cute" "Oh cheer up ffs you miserable old bugger"

JohnnyG · 5 Feb 2006 at 13:49

Picard knew it was scissors but still couldn't work out whether to use paper or rock...

gord · 5 Feb 2006 at 14:07

Guru said:
He could see picard was perturbed so he tried to lighten the mood with some finger puppets. "See its a bunny Rabbit geez, how cute" "Oh cheer up ffs you miserable old bugger"

...touchdown? no.. STEAL! check out my caption

Guru · 5 Feb 2006 at 14:15

gord said:
...touchdown? no.. STEAL! check out my caption

omg! great minds eh? Can't fault me for not reading the entire 50+ page thread though I guess

I like your style anyways

Vertigo · 5 Feb 2006 at 14:21

Patrick's worst fears about the dwindling budget were confirmed when the hopeless extra produced by far the worst Vulcan salute he'd ever seen.

Whitewater · 5 Feb 2006 at 18:47

JohnnyG said:
Picard knew it was scissors but still couldn't work out whether to use paper or rock...

j00 iz w|nn0r!

Lots of great ones but this one had me laughing the loudest

Take it away JohnnyG!

JohnnyG · 5 Feb 2006 at 19:39

Blimey, strike a light :eek:

Here you go then

Belmit · 5 Feb 2006 at 19:42

"Godamnit Gerald, Thursdays is my day for grey cat."

Pumpkinstew · 5 Feb 2006 at 19:43

That's barbaric.

Skinning a human and using it as trousers should be illegal in the 21st century.
And that polystyrene cup isn't exactly environmentally friendly either.

Belmit · 5 Feb 2006 at 19:44

Hat in the middle: "Who's the ******* in the blaaaaaack!"

cleanbluesky · 5 Feb 2006 at 19:45

Cat-terrorist: "We are safe to plot while disguised as hats"

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