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Director: "I think a little more make-up around the eyes to make you look permanently cross would help your character."

Patrick Stewart: "Make it so, number one."

Stan :)
 
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' Oh, and fetch me a pair of Dr Crusher's kex as well ..... ' * CLICK *
 
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The Star Trek geek was still oblivious that he had been talking to a wax model of Picard for the last four days.
 
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Jean Luc held still and tried not to look fed up as number one crept up to
demonstrate his 'Vulcan nerve pinching the ass out of the alien whilst
wearing a cunning disguise' strategy.
 
Since I was owned in my last attempt :p here's another;

Patrick Stewarts cameo appearance in Eastenders was not what the fans had been expecting. Here we see Dirty Den threatening picard for beaming in to the Queen Vic and scaring his punters.
 
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He could see picard was perturbed so he tried to lighten the mood with some finger puppets. "See its a bunny Rabbit geez, how cute" "Oh cheer up ffs you miserable old bugger"
 
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Picard knew it was scissors but still couldn't work out whether to use paper or rock...
 
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He could see picard was perturbed so he tried to lighten the mood with some finger puppets. "See its a bunny Rabbit geez, how cute" "Oh cheer up ffs you miserable old bugger"
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...touchdown? no.. STEAL! check out my caption :p
 
Patrick's worst fears about the dwindling budget were confirmed when the hopeless extra produced by far the worst Vulcan salute he'd ever seen.
 
That's barbaric.


Skinning a human and using it as trousers should be illegal in the 21st century.
And that polystyrene cup isn't exactly environmentally friendly either.
 
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