Caption Competition

[Shoseki]

The cast of Star Trek are a little disturbed at the new Madam Tussads model of Bones.

 

[manveruppd]

"Pull yourself together, man! There will be other Star Trek series... spin-offs... movies... And I'm sure you have as good a chance as any of us at making a... guest appearance in them!"

 

[fatiain]

Pure plagiarism of

Gavin turned to Jimmy in the club, rather unimpressed; "I don't think these are kicking in y...... SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!"

Bones turned to Kirk on the bridge, rather unimpressed; "I don't think these are kicking in y...... SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!"

 

[Mr_L]

Attention WHORE!

 

[Treefrog]

The new Star Trek gnome would look better if they had remembered the fishing rod.

 

[Stan_Lite]

The new Star Trek gnome would look better if they had remembered the fishing rod.

Hehehehe

The invisible Katana couldn't even get through his spine, never mind slice him in two.

Stan

 

[Treefrog]

Hehehehe

The invisible Katana couldn't even get through his spine, never mind slice him in two.

Stan

Bah! Upstaged!

 

[Stan_Lite]

At the risk of turning this into a Treefrog and Bigstan mutual appreciation thread - Every time I see your sig, I think to myself "I wish I'd thought of that" - makes me smile every time.

Stan

 

[Cybermyk]

Spock: "It's indigestion Jim but not as we know it".

Whitewater wins it, I would have given it to Belmit again but there's too many o's in the caption

Honerable mention goes to Bigstan's Klingon curry comment

 

[Belmit]

I would have given it to Belmit again but there's too many o's in the caption

Noooooooo!

 

[Whitewater]

Whitewater wins it, I would have given it to Belmit again but there's too many o's in the caption

Honerable mention goes to Bigstan's Klingon curry comment

Why thank yooooooou Cybermyk

Keeping the sci-fi theme:

 

[Mr_L]

"Guess where these have been Jean Luc... mmm, smell them."

 

[MaxPower]

"Why I outtaaaaaaa"

"woooop woooooop woooooop"

 

[gord]

After a hard days work removing klingons... Jean Luc's mate tried shadow puppetry to cheer him up.

".... iiiits a BUNNY WABBIT...oh come on... that was a goodun"

 

[Von Smallhausen]

' Look into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes, you will wake up and find that Star Trek is not real and phase transducers do not exist you geek ...... 3-2-1 .... aaaaand, you're back in the room. '

 

[Stan_Lite]

"Look into my eyes. When you wake up, you will be pompous, patronising and overbearing and will be intolerant of small children"

Stan

Edit: Poop, Von got in with the hypnotism reference whilst I was still typing

 

[manor]

"Look in to my eyes. Not around the eyes. but in to my eyes. the eyes. look in to my eyes. 3. 2. 1. yer under."

EDIT: Bl00dy typical - Bigstan takes my idea as I post

EDIT (Again): So did bl00dy Von.

Sulking now

 

[Von Smallhausen]

"Look in to my eyes. Not around the eyes. but in to my eyes. the eyes. look in to my eyes. 3. 2. 1. yer under."

EDIT: Bl00dy typical - Bigstan takes my idea as I post

EDIT (Again): So did bl00dy Von.

Sulking now

ROFL !!!!!

Owned !

 

[cleanbluesky]

Picard faces confusion during a confrontation with a cryogenically frozen 20th century Cockney: "What a ******* liberty, flying around space in a catsuit, who the **** do you think you are anyway?"

 

[cleanbluesky]

Picard percieved it as a vulgar threat indeed... the man had two fingers outstretched to illustrate that awful promise! Picard checked nervously, but only understood the full horror when he found only the single familiar hole.