Caption Competition

fatiain · 31 Oct 2005 at 12:33

"Man injured in iceskating hokey cokey mix-up"

Tru · 31 Oct 2005 at 12:35

"Blind Doctor repairs ice skater after car accident. Partial success"

Belmit · 31 Oct 2005 at 12:36

Von Smallhausen said:

"Male 'g'-spot located. Scientists wonder why they missed it before..."

fatiain · 31 Oct 2005 at 12:42

Scientists prove only one skate made of steel

Von Smallhausen · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:07

Keep em coming .... very funny. Tres lollage.

I will pick a winner at about 10 or 11 tonight.

Edit ....

And 5 *'s from me.

Martynt74 · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:11

"I wish i hadn't glued my hands together,"

Belmit · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:15

"After twelve years of training, as Dave finished his spirited performance with the most difficult maneuver in ice-skating; the reverse hip dislocation pirouette, he turned to see that his life had been leading up to one big practical joke. The audience had walked out."

G|mp · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:17

Von Smallhausen said:

"A one legged ice skater was overwhelmed today when he found an identical leg in Oxfam"

Shoseki · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:24

Von Smallhausen said:

AAAaaaaaargh cramp!! *bumps into wall*

Whoopty · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:29

Skater with rather cold "g" shaped genitals discovered

Belmit · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:31

"As Billy flew across the ice at 25mph towards the low wall, the slow, terrible reality began to sink in. The wind must have changed."

Tru · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:37

GIMME A 'Y'!

fatiain · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:41

Doug realised that trying to catch that fart was a bad idea.

bigredshark · 31 Oct 2005 at 14:42

"Not in public Boris!"

Constantine · 31 Oct 2005 at 15:31

New one: -

Martynt74 · 31 Oct 2005 at 15:35

Why oh why do people keep posting new ones?

We dont want more than one active at a time

Tru · 31 Oct 2005 at 15:37

Constantine said:
New one: -

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"Man leeches unfunny image before last competition ends"

Von Smallhausen · 31 Oct 2005 at 15:40

Tru said:
"Man leeches unfunny image before last competition ends"

Winner.

A Pot Noodle hamper, bottle of white lightning and a trumpet is in the post.

Von Smallhausen · 31 Oct 2005 at 20:28

Well it was close as the top two made me laugh, but in second place.

Our resident comic semi-god Tru with

' Blind Doctor repairs ice skater after car accident. Partial success ' Class.

But the winner is Rotty with this one, which made me laugh like a banshee for about 5 minutes.

' the one legged man's girlfriend was rather concerned that his erection was not entirely normal '

Rotty .... you have the bridge.

Von Smallhausen · 1 Nov 2005 at 00:05

Oy Rotty .... you gonna post one ?

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