Caption Competition

[Rotty]

here goes , do your worst

 

[Richdog]

"The winner of the one man, one-step race 2005 re-enacted his dramatic finish for the Jesters Weekly photoshoot."

All I could think of.

 

[Belmit]

"Five years on a medieval stretching rack being forced to watch Star Trek had done Sonic no favours."

 

[gord]

"Cheeky chappy discovers winning much easier by starting at finish line!"

 

[Killerkebab]

"The jester evidently thought his 'fake finish line' plan to win the race was funny"

 

[Hodders]

"Bob's high power magnetic ring once again results in him being first to the finish."

 

[Belmit]

"The sign said Finish, but Bertram knew it was a Pole."

 

[Nem]

For the ice skater, a bit late I know.

"After realising whistleing farts are noticable during performances, nigel has worked a full rear opening into his routine to ease the problem"

For the New one.

Photographer: "if you can just bend over a little more we can get the entire hat in..."

Nick

 

[Richdog]

lol why not just submit a comment for the current pic? The ice one is done and dusted, no point doing phrases for it now.

 

[Nem]

Sorry, posted that while I was thinking of one for the new pic, have edited now to include.

Nick

 

[Ariel]

"The sign said Finish, but Bertram knew it was a Pole."

hahahahahaha! classic punnage

 

[Spacky]

"Left sleeve gives more away about contestant 61"

 

[NonOfTheAbove]

Although badly attended, this year's 'Bent Jester' event was thoroughly enjoyed by only competitor.

 

[Rotty]

Very good folks but the winner by a considerble margin is "Belmit"

"The sign said Finish, but Bertram knew it was a Pole."

your turn sir

 

[Belmit]

Thanks very much!

 

[bandit]

"they expect me to run with a cable up my nose??!!"

 

[Martynt74]

Why dont i get a carrot like that donkey?

 

[manveruppd]

"The Amazing Talking Horse embarks upon his astronaut training as NASA's first non-primate astronaut following his being awarded an honorary doctorate from MIT."

 

[manveruppd]

Am I allowed two entries?

 

[Belmit]

"Dr. Liebermann was adamant; this month's glue batch would be perfect."

Probably poor etiquette to caption my own picture!