Caption Competition

Belmit · 8 Feb 2006 at 00:06

gord said:
Got gord on the brain have we? Who hasnt?

I believe you omitted 'Giggady' from that sentence.

Nix · 8 Feb 2006 at 01:15

"Cor! Look at the jugs on her!"

qwerty · 8 Feb 2006 at 01:17

Nix said:
"Cor! Look at the jugs on her!"

wahey! winner!

Balders · 8 Feb 2006 at 08:13

It was back-breaking work, but at least Helga didn't have to stand on top of a stupid pole all night long like the new recruits...

Balders · 8 Feb 2006 at 08:15

Fred couldn't believe his luck.

The advert had read "massive jugs, good head, likes to dress up" but this was better than his wildest dreams!!

Guru · 8 Feb 2006 at 09:01

to her surprise he did NOT look impressed...."Yes very clever" he said, "but this aint a foam party its a stag do" "I said I bet you a 12 inch bratwurst you can't carry 10 beers at once, not 6 beers and 4 pints of head"

Tru · 8 Feb 2006 at 09:43

Thanks for the happy birthdays guys.

Not sure why I had Feb 7th down though, I was born in May. :confused:

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 09:57

Psychologists perform experiment to discover whether men can retain cerebral function when presented with stimulus of Beer and Blondes - results prove inconclusive

Belmit · 8 Feb 2006 at 10:03

Most of the women in the small German town of Flanj were pretty ugly, but Mary was a ten-steiner.

Cybermyk · 8 Feb 2006 at 10:27

Tru said:
Thanks for the happy birthdays guys. Not sure why I had Feb 7th down though, I was born in May.

Tru's premature birthday celebrations cause stress to overworked bar staff

Full story on page 3 below the picture with the jugs in

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 10:31

Face transplant hopeful resorts to constantly carrying beer to disguise her disability

manveruppd · 8 Feb 2006 at 13:55

Since it's no longer Tru's birthday...

"The Bavarian Strongest Woman Competition got off to a slow start, the audience disinterestedly sipping their drinks as the first contestant failed to lift anywhere near all-time champion Lene "The Glove" Busenslappen's record of 18 Stein per hand."

manveruppd · 8 Feb 2006 at 14:00

Cybermyk said:
Tru's premature birthday celebrations cause stress to overworked bar staff

Nice one!

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 15:00

In a beer obsessed society, a pint-spilling patron was about to recive the retaliatory glassing of a lifetime...

Tru · 8 Feb 2006 at 17:09

Fun round, lots of good captions and some quality puns, not to mention the Scissorhands and birthday fiascos.

But we have a clear winner.....

Cybermyk said:
Everyone tried not to giggle as she walked toward the cellar trapdoor

Back to you chief.

Cybermyk · 8 Feb 2006 at 18:58

I kinda spammed that one right?

I'm working a 12 hour night tonight (and for the next three nights), I could do with a laugh. Please post generously.

manor · 8 Feb 2006 at 19:06

Gay zombie Thunderbirds, was never a good sequel for Gerry Anderson

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:17

Tron man finds friends

kitten_caboodle · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:22

Robbie was sorry he'd agreed to do the Take That reunion tour. After seeing what happened to Jason and Howard, he really was dreading the appearance of Gary and Mark.

be nice to me I'm a caption virgin...

Belmit · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:26

After the embarassment he was put through by his parents at the school pantomime, Pete Doherty soon turned to drugs.

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