Caption Competition

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:27

Thunderturd on left: "You guys promised that I could come as the Thunderbird, now you're going to make me look stupid..."

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:28

Diplomatic immunity meant that the French ambassadors could break almost any rule they wanted, legal or social

Belmit · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:30

Disaster at Madame Tussaud's today after a heater was left just to the right of the Thunderbirds display.

or

They warned Geoff not to wash his sash with his brown pants, but would he listen?

kitten_caboodle · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:36

Larry insisted they'd worn the wrong outfits for the Tommy Cooper impressionist competition. But would they listen?? No, they just carried on regardless.

or...

Try as they might, Steps just wasn't the same after the girls' left.

gord · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:38

"Me?.. Camp?... Oohhhh Noeee!..."

Belmit · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:43

After seeing the new strip, for once Scottish fans are bloody glad their team didn't qualify.

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:46

It was just as it had been in every premonition/nightmare, the shocking trio dressed in questionable uniform - only this time he was awake and the fear was real. The only thing that hadn't yet featured was the obligatory anal probe

gord · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:47

Belmit

"..I havnt posted 4 captions already......honneeesst!"
Gord

"tut...Pulleeaaaseee"
Tru [Middle] "Oh..Moi?!...Birthday?!!"

kitten_caboodle · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:48

Easyjet airstaff were now sorry they'd complained about the orange uniforms.

Mr_L · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:52

"Oh darlings, don't we look absolutely fantastic. Trinny and Suzannah know absolutely nothing about fashion. Now, let's go to Harrods girls!"

Belmit · 8 Feb 2006 at 20:53

gord said:
Belmit
"..I havnt posted 4 captions already......honneeesst!"
Gord
"tut...Pulleeaaaseee"
Tru [Middle] "Oh..Moi?!...Birthday?!!"

I've only just stopped chortling at this. Not least because somehow, despite the ridiculous costumes, I seemed to come off best!

Edit: Have another:

Journalists at the press conference had their doubts about the quality of the new NASA budget missions. The name change to 'International Rescue' was just plain arrogance too.

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 21:10

A combination of dress-down Friday and slipping LSD into Thursday's water supply had opened a door to another place...

cleanbluesky · 8 Feb 2006 at 21:11

The crowd was shocked and disturbed to find that all three had cameltoe

Ricochet J · 8 Feb 2006 at 21:26

After several attempts at smiling, this was the best they ever got.

Pumpkinstew · 9 Feb 2006 at 00:22

"Yeah, the outfits pretty good but you should see my Mondeo. I painted it green and put a huuuuge spoiler on it. Now I just need some collapsible palm trees for the driveway...."

Pumpkinstew · 9 Feb 2006 at 00:25

Three Tracy's.
No Brains.

qwerty · 9 Feb 2006 at 02:54

Medical students somewhat misuse bodies left to science.

fatiain · 9 Feb 2006 at 07:22

Next on Channel 4, Care in the Community: Is it working?

manor · 9 Feb 2006 at 07:31

He'd gone through 15oz of charlie and the amount of amphetamine was ridiculous, but the photographer was sure that this shot would win him the kodak landscape gardeners photo award.

fatiain · 9 Feb 2006 at 07:32

The 2006 "Dons only" meeting was a roaring sucess

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