Caption Competition

manor · 5 Dec 2005 at 14:02

2 dimensional witches use their conical hats to trap mens testicles.

pug106driver · 5 Dec 2005 at 14:21

Spacky said:
See what comes of this

No, its not how you use it, size DOES matter.

Mr Blonde · 5 Dec 2005 at 14:58

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Can't let this thread die!

Here, caption this pic that I've just shamelessly yanked of Google Images.

Bridlington on Sea Gazette :

Brave temptress, Kylie Minogue was today spotted with local cast of Roman Polanski's controversial adaptation of Carmen, seen here drumming up support for the annual Bridlington to Cleethorpes sled race.

Von Smallhausen · 5 Dec 2005 at 17:01

Not used to being surrounded by 5 pussies, the excitement got a bit much for Rex.

cleanbluesky · 5 Dec 2005 at 17:04

They costumes may have been different, and this time the target seemed to be a canine rather than Jews but this journalist can recognise a Nazi a mile off...

pug106driver · 6 Dec 2005 at 11:25

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Everyone awnser Spackys pics, not my one. k?

He did win after all.

Spacky · 6 Dec 2005 at 12:51

manor said:
2 dimensional witches use their conical hats to trap mens testicles.

Since I had only two, this one brought a smile to my mug

WINNORZ!!!!!111!!!!111oneoneelevenone!!11

Well done the pair of you

but Manor wins

manor · 6 Dec 2005 at 12:55

Spacky said:
Since I had only two, this one brought a smile to my mug

WINNORZ!!!!!111!!!!111oneoneelevenone!!11

Well done the pair of you but Manor wins

Woo Hoo, Cheers Spacky, I think...

I'll get a picture on here as soon as I can (later today)

Volcs · 6 Dec 2005 at 13:27

Thought of this on the john earlier, and even though it's too late i'm posting it anyway:

"As Steve stood there for the fifth hour straight he began to wonder if he'd ever overcome his Bashful Bladder syndrome."

Pebbles · 6 Dec 2005 at 13:30

Shame it was too late, that made me laaaarf!

manor · 6 Dec 2005 at 17:46

I thought Volcs' caption was funnier than mine too.

Anyway - here's the next picture.

Good luck an' all that

cleanbluesky · 6 Dec 2005 at 17:54

manor said:

The Woody Harrelson tropical holiday camp - get full access to Woody throughout your stay

Cybermyk · 6 Dec 2005 at 18:19

Seen being unveiled here is one for the ladies. Introducing the 'Woody' love doll. For the UK market this model comes complete with beergut, Scottish national dress (stained vest) and realistic hair loss.

Volcs · 6 Dec 2005 at 18:56

Dear Harrelson Family,

You may have noticed by now that I have kidnapped your favourite son Woody. If you do not pay me £45 I will unleash the wench (pictured above) on him. Paypal prefered.

Yours,
The Orange Shirted Podgy Evil Genius

p.s I feel Woody was much more deserving of a Cheers spin-off than that hippy Frasier

Pebbles · 6 Dec 2005 at 19:11

Jason Statham and Kelly Brook have really let themselves go since getting back together!

NonOfTheAbove · 6 Dec 2005 at 20:04

Tired of paying double figures for chiropractacy? We'll either cure your back pain or give you a Woody for only nine ninety nine.

cleanbluesky · 6 Dec 2005 at 20:22

Unofrunately, the sequel to Face/Off didn't have the large budget of its predecessor

Digital Punk · 6 Dec 2005 at 21:17

Woody Harrelson was regreting signing up for Ron Jeremy's latest movie, 'Natural Boob Killers'

manor · 7 Dec 2005 at 18:19

Ladies and Gents, we have a winner.

Pebbles said:
Jason Statham and Kelly Brook have really let themselves go since getting back together!

It was the 'Kelly Brook' line that got me

Over to you Pebbles.

Pebbles · 7 Dec 2005 at 21:07

Yippeee!!

Take it away chaps!