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Budget cuts to the new Transformers live action movie meant that many special effects were cut
 
Genetic modifications purely for the benefit of sports was outlawed today after a footballer was bred with a second footballer as a leg.
 
Belmit said:
Genetic modifications purely for the benefit of sports was outlawed today after a footballer was bred with a second footballer as a leg.
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Scotland, despite modifying a keeper who was 8 feet tall and 24 feet wide, still get knocked out in the first round.
 
fatiain said:
Scotland, despite modifying a keeper who was 8 feet tall and 24 feet wide, still get knocked out in the first round.
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Hehe, isn't there something similar in one of the Red Dwarf books?
 
Fatiain, your true colours are coming out... :( :p

"The human pyramid was looking good until the keeper dived out hte way to save the ball."

-RaZ
 
This week on footballers wives. Denise has to deal with Ralph's butt sniffing fetish being publicly known.

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Doctor Who, while in an absolute drunken state, thought it would be fun to stop time and re-arrange a few footballers positions.

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PAAARRRRPPPP - oh dear god....at least I know what was in that kebab I ate lastnight.

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Subbuteo were facing a serious investigation, after 12 year old tommy found these footballers in his set.
 
Manager of Blues: I'll be having words with that scout. I asked for a top class winger and he finds me a top class rimmer.

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Yet more proof that bungs are still rife in football.
 
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